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You guys are fucking nuts if you think there aren't SERIOUS issues cashing out major crypto money.

I went in hard to ETH last year and made over $700k. Not only was paying the taxes a complete clusterfuckx but the moment I filed and sent the checks I got hit with an IRS audit. Then three visits and counting from FBI guys.

Yes, I used a professional CPA. I'm now paying lawyer fees out the yinyang and the FBI is combing through every nook and cranny of my life. They think anything related to crypto is drug money or laundering.

God help you if you're trying to cash out six figure gains. You can't even enjoy them without fearing pound me in the ass prison.

It isn't even worth it if you aren't cashing out at least $100k. Crypto is automatically criminal in the eyes of the Feds and you will spend that much in lawyer fees on top or your taxes just to walk away free.

>>3736618

Reading this shit makes me rage and want to go full Maoist like nothing else.

So rich one percenters get the best cummies no matter how sick and autistic they are? Wow.

There is no justice.

There is no God.

I can't wait for the day local commissars order these cunts to fuck the poor for free. Marx preached free love for a just society, and he was fucking right!

Good chance it's coming. Millennials ate socialist as fuck and they will only get redder after robots take all our jobs.

>>3609927

OMG: SJayWs!!!!

Now crypto is really completely fucked.

I mean, it's not like we have an orange Shitgibbon pretending to be President who openly supports violent white supremacists.

It's not like Muslims are a daily target of hate crimes.

It's not like women are under constant fucking seige just because they don't consent to having their birth control ripped away by wingnut white Christian extremists.

It's not like cops have been killing black kids on the streets like dogs for DECADES.

It's not like America literally lost a million people defending slavery, and then terrorized millions more with lynchings, Jim Crow, and forced segregation.

It's not like virgin shut in white boys own crypto, and secretly want to use it as yet another tool to empower white privilege.

Oh.

WAIT.

Fuck every last one of you. Donald Fuckface is a bigger threat than the craziest rainbow haired hipster kid who gets a little too loud about very fucking real social injustice every single second he continues to shit up the White House.

I'm fucking out. I'll come back to gloat when Dems get power back and ban your pyramid scheme funny money in the next Dodd-Frank.

I don't care if some of you become soulless millionaires in the meantime. It will not save your skinhead asses from being PUNCHED by sane people whenever you talk shit about SJWs in public.

PieCoin is about to explode. Buy it faggots before it's to late.

>>2897155
>crash

It's never going up again, is it?

I scrimped and saved for years. Invested $170k out of 200k total in Ethereum, Ark, Stratis, and a few shitcoin. That was in May.

Every single one has crashed. My whole life savings, down well over 50%.

Tell me how fucked I am and also the easiest suicide method. I can't go on being this big a failure bagholder. I know now I got conned and was too small a brainlet to know better.