/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>be looking for debt instruments
anon, these AAAAAA debt instruments pay 5% yearly. once in a lifetime chance
>think.exe
>remember the big short
>go out to eat
>go to DQ for an ice cream
>talk to cashier, cause he looks cool and no one else around
so youre a programmer anon. i actually have a degree in asian history
>ask about student loans
>tells me he is 500k in debt
>tells me he pays 5% yearly
>mfw the high quality 5% debt instruments are unpayable debt by history grads working retail
>mfw wall street is hitting ATH

how long until it's normies turn to become pink wojaks?