/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58126884
bruh…… i guess i'll have to put down my $spurdo fueled 69oz margarita mixed with 40oz of henny and actually listen to what these people say maybe i should pay for a drink or 2 if i am going to get anywhere with the sexy new coworker or the cutie barista i've been ogling as i drive past each day i guess sometimes you gotta play the game to win the game sigh but what will happen to my $spurdo tokens if i start wasting money

>>58119801
imagine being so poor that you celebrate a 109+1 payday i mean i spent more than that on my lunch today (steak tartare with a side of roasted duck confit) and didn't even blink these people need to learn how to invest their money not waste it on silly things like food but by buying up spurdo-erc tokens the currency of the future if they spent their time doing their research instead of celebrating what is essentially a rounding error then they could really be onto something but i guess people have their priorities

>>58106171
while this guy's net worth went up 100k this month just by being a lazy neet my wife's net worth went up by 1000000 this week because she is a cam model on cam websites fugg she gets so much money from desperate simps who spend all their neetbux on her just to feel a little human connection fugg i can't relate because im rich (my benis token is worth $100 per token)

>>58094224
lmao these small dicked losers are trying to make a currency that only small dicked faggots use unlike my $spurdo erc token which will be the only currency that matters in a year or two and you'll all suck my dick for one tiny crumb of my $spurdo tokens haha you faggots have tiny dicks and nobenis and i have the biggest benis and the hottest wives and the biggest bank account

>>58076294
you see guys like i said my autistic sister has been going ham on this loafcat meme (meme is a phenomenon of the 21st century) and showed me a hilarious photo