/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm deeply concerned for hedgies. there is NO chance of returning gme to cellar boxing. It's most definitely over for shorts. This might cause some real despair among our hedgie /gme/ regulars.
Any hedgie reading this: please, do NOT keep eying that ledge and do NOT reach for those pills and do NOT even think about that revolver in your desk drawer. On your drive back home to your loving wife (who's definitely not cheating on you) do NOT accelerate into a tree. I'm serious, don't ever dare to daydream about destroying the algo server and then strangling your boss to commit suicide by cop: DON'T do it! Hedgie fren, I implore you, please stay alive, stay strong, keep going! Think about it, life has so much more to offer than money, pride or status, believe me. just DON'T do it. Think how your wife will miss you and how she would definitely not divorce you if she knew about your fucked up shorts. I assure you life can continue after moass for you! There are many, many good jobs out there in the service industry. Just remember there is no shame in working! It's super easy to get promoted: just work hard and be yourself!
Again, any hedgies, please do NOT even think about that ledge, do NOT swallow those pills, do NOT crash your car into a tree, do NOT put that gun to your temple. It's not worth it hedgie fren. Please don't think about all that lost money, pride and status. Just DON'T do it ok. Stay strong.