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IT IS THE 2023. For more than 9 years the sirgay sat immobile on the porcelain throne of his bathroom. He is the master of chainlink by the will of kikes and master of a million wallets by the might of his inflating supply. He is a fat faggot writhing visibly with power of accumulated digestive gasses. He is the diabetic lord of the blockchain for whom a thousand hamburgers are sacrificed everyday so that he may never truly starve.

YET EVEN IN HIS heavy set state the sirgay continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty supply dumps from (((unknown wallets))) cross the green-candle infested charts. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted boards. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the adeptus greenfrogus, the Link Marines, bio-engineered incel-warriors. Their comrades in keyboards are le legion: the reddit guard countless baggie defense forces, the ever-vigilant linkquisition and the rekt-priests of the adeptus leveragus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from niggers, fudders, nolinkers- and worse.

To be a linkie in these times is to be one amongst untold hundreds. It is to live in the cruelest and most clownworld regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of supply and demand, for so much has been dumped never to be pumped. Forget the promise of making it and lambos, for in the fat fuck future there is only pink. There is no peace amongst the boards, only an eternity of JUSTing and pinkjaking, and the laughter of thirsting kikes.

Jeff Bellyzos

When will you come to the light and accept the fact that chainlink (ticker: LINK) will be $250 by 2023?

>>50980750
Charles at Smartcon would be magnificent for the memes alone

Ok this is the peak of crypto.
It's fucking over

>Who is behind that fucking monkey mask??!

SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOIN

>sergey approaches the stages
>leans in towards the microphone
>eeeeeEEEEEEEeeeee (mic feedback)
>wets his lips
>grins at the audience
>"yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah"
>uneasy chuckles in the audience
>"my name's sergey"
>"32...."
>"AND I HATES NIGGERS"
>audience gasps, Rory tries desperately to cut the mic
>"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"