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fuckin kek you dumbfuck brokeass baggies

>>57812156

>>56892528
This is the best they have

You will never be a real baggie. You have no shares, you have no equity, you have no bags. You are a delusional holder twisted by shills and PPSeeds into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your lack of shares behind closed doors.

GME Baggies are utterly repulsed by you. Two weeks of evolution have allowed GME Baggies to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even BBBaggies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a GME Baggie. Your post syntax is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a DDslave home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your cancelled, non-existent BBBags.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll steal a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with the letter from your broker confirming the cancellation of your shares, and your tax documents for the rest of eternity will reflect the losses you incurred after the cancellation. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a record of ownership of cancelled shares.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>56709586

>>56672066
Also G3y id Topkek