/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Reminds me when some guy in London took his shirt off in public and started a fight with Serg

And finally: Here is a video of him attacking a chainlink holder in the street. The holder confronted Sergey to ask where his money was and Sergey said it was his money now and that he had to fuck off because he wanted to buy more big macs (you can see the video was from in front of a macdonalds, so the story checks out).

So no, chainlink is a stinking pile of shit. I do not want to touch it.

I will stick to respectful companies like Ripple for my investments, thank you.

HOLY FUCK GUYS IT HAPPENED THIS MORNING HE WAS THERE

Guys, have you heard about Chainlink? I mean, what even is it? It's like they took a bunch of chains and links, threw them together, and called it a project! I don't know about you, but that doesn't inspire much confidence.

And get this: they claim to be a decentralized oracle network, providing real-world data to smart contracts. But come on, who needs accurate and reliable data, right? Let's just throw random numbers into our smart contracts and hope for the best!

Oh, and did I mention the team behind Chainlink? Who are these people? Are they even real? It's like a mysterious cult of blockchain enthusiasts who just appeared out of thin air. I don't know about you, but I prefer projects with teams I can stalk on LinkedIn.

And let's not forget about the token! LINK? Seriously? It sounds more like a missing URL in a broken web page. Is this some kind of secret code? Are they trying to hack into our brains? I don't trust any project that names its token after a broken hyperlink.

In conclusion, my fellow business board enthusiasts, I urge you to stay away from Chainlink. It's just a bunch of chains, links, and cryptic codes, all wrapped up in a suspicious package. Stick to projects with more conventional names and less talk about oracles. After all, who needs accuracy and trust in the blockchain world? It's all about chaos and confusion, right?"

Fucking Sergey will get what's coming to him!

Reminds me of last time he was attacked after smartcon near a local mcdonalds.

>Sergey Nazarov, the creator of the Chainlink token was assaulted earlier in front of a local McDonalds. Sources say the frightened blockchain developer had to defend himself when an angry investor confronted him. Bystanders reported the man slurring "I know I would find you here" and "This scam token stole 90% of my money" while showing extreme intimidating and aggressive behaviour.

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>>53218647

Holy shit its real

Sergey assaulted by angry bagholder at Smartcon. Oh no no no...

This video is from the other day btw. The guy is out of control. Probably on steroids or some other drugs.

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>>51595206

You fucks living under a rock? This was huge news few days ago.

>The creator of Chainlink, Sergey Nazarov, was assaulted by a fan, as sources say. Bystanders report that the shirtless fan was screaming: "Where is my money Sergey?" while allegedly trying to punch the block chain developer. Police were soon able to overpower the shirtless man as he was screaming "I wish I never bought these stinky linkies while his face turned pink of anger"

I go through my day pretty normal, like I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kinda guy. Heh. I'm a pretty groovy guy… But then I get a little BAGHOLDING in me, and I start to go KEKOO! Doesn't have to be much, this time around it was 5 figures of Chainlink® tokens, only 6.86 USD each but they do the job! Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up! A little KEKOO, a little WACKY! Start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little–you know–LOOPY!! Ooh-ooh! Hey! Somebody t–somebody put this kid in a padded cell, get 'im a straitjacket, he's goin' a lil… wacky… Goin' a lil KOOKY… He's off the walls! Bananas! Loco!