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Hey Faggots,

My name is unironically Chris Moneymaker, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than playing negative EV casino games.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the winner of the main event at the 2003 World Series of Poker, and my last name pretty much says it all. What money do you make?, other than "jack off to shittily conceived IPO cash grabs"? I also get straight AA's, and have a banging hot chip stack (just bought 100k). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my stack

Hey Faggots,

My name is unironically Chris Moneymaker, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than playing negative EV casino games.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the winner of the main event at the 2003 World Series of Poker, and my last name pretty much says it all. What money do you make?, other than "jack off to shittily conceived IPO cash grabs"? I also get straight AA's, and have a banging hot chip stack (just bought 100k). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my stack