/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54408559
>As bad as the US is at least I can say whatever negative things I want about the government, trannies, niggers, or whatever else.

>>53084146
>three page resume with jannie work experience

>>53078980
>pay a 22-year-old college graduate whose is probably on pills herself 200 dollars per hour to listen to your problems

>>53001554
>my wife and kids invested in jake paul
Maybe its time to ditch your wife and kids if they are that retarded

>Hey guys, time for the daily stand up!
*snorts latte*
>We're really behind on the latest spring so we've bought everyone bean bag chairs and hired a personal barista!
>Now whenever you fail a code review, everyone in the office gets a shot at you with the new nerf guns!
>Hahahaha, I love having fun here. You wouldn't get this kind of ~company culture~ at one of those fancy corporate jobs, would ya!
>Now, onto the brass tacks.
>Turns out [hipster meme framework] is now deprecated so we need to move on to [latest hipster meme framework]
>I know you wanted to see your wife's son before his clarinet recital, Mike, but I'm afraid you're gonna need to work overtime for the next 4 months
>But don't worry, this will all blow over after our fourth round of funding though