/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59397773

>>58887994
I feel like I’m hallucinating this tweet.

>>58704827
I just called and was turned down cause I took an antidepressant like a year ago. They said they need a five year minimum of no antidepressants before you can do any testing. But that was just one company so I can just lie and try again for another one.

>>58662878
>awareness campaign

>>58602852
>can't post the ex-gf proof
>can very easily do this with the link i so kindly provided
>can't post the tiny penis proof
>can very easily do this with the video i so kindly provided
why are all gme holders such massive faggots?

>57pbtid
do baggies really?

>>58152296
>/pol/

>>57830400
they literally added a 'kek bondies' to the OP post of the general after i boughted and then removed it after pulte bought

imagine being a haircel with a billion fucking dollars and that death-tier gay alien skull and being too retarded to hop on fin and min and get a decent hair transplant
>t. good-hair-haver for life
it's fucking joever for single digit IQ balding jewish manlet faggots in 2024 jfl

>>57694137
>t. somebody who didn't sell their GME shares when it was at 500 fucking dollars

>>57271059
>175k calls
>for the $120 strike
>expiring in 5 days
we did it reddit

>>56864374
>"IBKR charges their commission fee when opening a position, not when closing"
>"this simply must be true... or else i get BTFO"
okay let's say in your baggieverse scenario i shorted this contract when it traded at 5.00
go check the price you redditbrained nigger
IV already started dropping
>"but you got heckin assigned"
>"somebody exercised their call option over a month early, uh just because... and YOU got assigned on it"
>baggie can't do the basic math to figure out at what price the stock would have to be trading at right now for a 100 share short position at 13.75 to be underwater after collecting 500 in premium
dear god...
you need to go back nigger

>>56307095
>””holds gme”””
>needs hopium
kys yid

>>56237951
>should I give it to charity?

>>56201961
>"DFV made 30k in 3 hours off of streaming donations while the value of his investment slowly went to 0"

>PrisonPoundboySeeds already made over $100 in less 20 minutes tonight off a bagroids
holy fucking kek

>AMC up 90% AH
literal niggers are better investors than you

>>55404882
>30 dollars to 30 cents
>can someone tell me why it’s going up?

>>55345678
>there's literally a chart with pictures on it
>redditniggers still can't understand the debt waterfall
just fucking lol

>>55337379
>bro bondholders will just get fucked while shareholders wagmi for the first time ever bro, bathniggers have been right about everything else so far so just you wait

benchode bought

>>55254104
>he doesn't download his games
first of all kek
second of all i only play rocket league and occasionally pirate something like the new zelda or whatever latest goytendo shit everyones frothing at the mouth over
never buying the rl season pass
never buying a faggy cosmetic for my car
simple as

>>14286443
>at 10,762