/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30096158
unironically would

>>11092074
>be me
>December 2017
>in Costa Rica "Hotel del Rey"
>take out 10,000 in crypto
>30 min later my crypto portfolio is up 10,000
>tell my hooker that I feel like I'm fucking her fo free because of my gains
>she pokes me in the eye with her sharp fingernail while we are laying in the bed
>be me
>today
>owe $84,000 to the IRS in capital gains
>have about 94,000 BAT and 1 BTC left
>seriously thinking about laying on some railroad tracks
>oh and my eye is still fucked up and getting worse
>had to get a higher prescription since she poked it

YAY I LOVE CRYPTO <3

>>4135038
So what is that now, 2 women in all of crypto?

>>3893331
You wanna fuck with me? Huh? Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? How about I FUD your overpriced scam back to the stone age. Would you like that you pathetic piece of shit? Let me get out a list of all the companies that YCombinator has that have failed, never made it, crashed to zero... it's like 97% of them. Think your scam coin is any different? Do we really need yet another payments clone? No. We don't. They are already far far behind. This ain't fucking stripe lol. YCombinator is desperately trying to play catchup. Y Combinator wishes they were still relevant in our world. But they are a dinosaur in the crypto game. Look at the Brave browser with VC funding... crashing and burning. That's because it's a shitty useless clone, just like Req.Net.

Have fun dropping your bags at half the ICO price. No one wants your stupid scam ICO bullshit anymore. Look at enigma. Wow, it sold out in like 2 minutes. Gonna go 10x right? Right? Muh MIT. Muh hedge funds for crypto. That was actually a revolutionary idea... and yet... It's trading on a major exchange at well bellow ICO price. The same is true for your shitty Request.To.Die bags.

So please.

I REQUEST that you fucking go fuck yourself.

>no, don't leave me

Lurch and the asian cyberpunk chick look like characters from an SNK fighting game.