/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he locked himself into the le safety of 5% bonds and missed the last few months of pumping

>I’m trying to get a girl that actually likes me for me.

>>54911194
You're not special anon
You're shooting yourself in the foot by not taking advantage of these broken programs

But you do you, i guess

>>54870176
>You cannot reasonably say that anyone can 'afford' to lose money.
It's called a budget anon.

If I have $3,000, you simply budget 90% towards things I need/savings, and 10% towards luxuries.

So I can lose that $300 and not care, because I already covered the rest.

This board never fails to make me laugh
The median retirement savings from 55-64 is $134,000

If you have 500k by 30 you are better off than most people double your fucking age

holy shit the people in this board are so disconnected from reality it's unreal

>"I missed out on Pepe"
>It's been two weeks
>Does +75% daily

Missing things and watching them fly by is truly biz's specialty.

>Hot wife who makes $0
lmfao
speedrun divorce any%

>>54796946
He's actually down 2k every month
He's spending more than that

OP doesn't realize he's being used for free entertainment and food yet

>>54786090
move

fuck that lmao
i wouldn't be caught dead paying that much

>virgin

>>54549936
>because everyone on this board is on 6 figs

Half this board are unironic NEETs

>>54531220
>the government has official documentation that im retarded
>feels good

>>54467606
>there are anons itt that unironically think college drop outs and jeets trying to rug each other will overthrow the most powerful financial institutions in the world