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>>21080335
The Predictive Object Observation Program - P.O.O.P - is a military-grade system designed and tested in the Mojave Desert with Airforce Funding. It uses long-range telescopes to precicely determine if and when anons sodomize their assholes with sharpies. It also detects the reason for it; I.E. Bullruns, Begging, Digit Worshiping, and "Energy" threads. Some even post in high velocity threads with the subtext stating "this tread is moving so fast nobody will notice how gay I am". After 3 years of testing we proudly present, to the American people, and the world, the new frontier of military intelligence - P.O.O.P.