/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm in a shitcoin called Xen. No I am not shilling it. It is complete dogshit, it does nothing and mints to infinity and has a chart even more L shaped than ICP's.
I am confident that even that will go up. WAGMI

>>57569129
>>57569130
heh, missed me again chuds.

sub 75th replyooors rise up

>>53666867
why? is it because we make $200k a year minimum working from home for having skills that you wish you had?

>>53549990
I don't think so anon. iOS can't get viruses, it's literally impossible. Plus the private keys in Coinbase wallet and metamask are encrypted as fuck. Tim Cook is based. cope and seethe nigger I'm going to make it.

Just created a bunch of coingecko portfolios named after each major shitcoin dex and added a bunch of shitcoins from pages 40-80 with decent volume. Overall it took about 20 minutes. I get paid $8k a month as a codefag working from mommy and daddy's house so I can put like 100 bucks into a bunch of these each paycheck. One of these pieces of shit will be the next SHIB. I suggest you do the same.

Any other cryptochads starting to realize that they'll have to live at home with their parents for the rest of their life?

It's about seeing your address in the top holders which verifiably demonstrates that you are better than every address below you. And in the future you (yes you) will be begged by women for your dick because you are a top holder of what was once an obscure shitcoin or nft but now something people are paying absurd amounts of money for. You get invited to all kinds of twitter spaces where people ask you 'how did you know' 'wow you're so smart'. This makes you a somebody in life. You have a purpose, a role. You are the owner. You will be treated like an important character for once. In fact you are the main character. Nothing compares to this feeling.

idk if anyone else has noticed but um. Uh....


A-are we in a shitcoin bullrun rn??? seeing things like Smaug, 420, and gigachad pumping.