/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55523906
My fate changes depending on the size of my wallet, I now have EPEP so I can only see myself eating caviar in a jacuzzi in the future

>>55348565
I don't, I just pay rent and then starve until I get paid again, at most sometimes I can put a little on OBAYC so that next month I can eat some fucking fried chicken

>>55018979
sell your weeaboo stuff and get an apartment for 3 months

>>54983978
Air can fry things

If you complain about inflation you're not a real investor. As an investor I don't give a shit about things like inflation.

>>54659617
reminds me of the people who said bad things to me for drinking plutonium, why doesn't anyone talk about that? drinking plutonium is literally drinking the tastiest shit in the world but incredibly healthy, with my new third eye arm I can even sleep and let that take care of checking that my VINU bags don't get fucked up over time

If you have been coasting along, now is the time to start putting in the work anon. As the competition drops out, you should be ramping up your productivity, reshaping your mindset and habits and turning into a machine. There will be no space for sentiment in the new world. Untold suffering will result, and you must steel yourself or succumb to the fear and hopelessness surrounding you. Crypto will go to infinity as people realise there is no other option and the tradfi system is collapsing. You must keep your eyes on the prize, buy and hold crypto, play the cycles appropriately and never tell normies about your wealth. If they ever ask, just lie and say you dont know, or you lost all your money.

There is no point being sentimental about it. Champions adjust.

Making money cant be this easy, whats the catch here?
>most staking coins give around 5% apy
>buy 50k$ worth of the shart coin
>stake the coin
>2500$ per month

so all i need to make it is 50k yes?

>>53238544

thats just what theyre telling you. real inflation is like 20% since the covid scamerino

>>51402099
Be greedy when others are foolish

>>51130446
>>51130463
my Aryan senses tell me that it will be Netflix.

Buy BLUE

Lying about race is not good because it can actually be verified. You need to lie about gender identity or other bullshit thats 100% pure fantasy so there are *actually* no possible ways of facing repercussions

Canadanons i will buy ars here in the US and sell to you for $1k each

So if any big brain chads can find out the following

>The broker estimates from the youtube guy
>The 2022 break out of votes
>If bloomberg counts the retail break out if DRS'd

I'll send you a bunch of NFT's

Even a ball park figure for the retail holding numbers is going to be great. As it stands if you use 100% of institutions voting that says there's only 10m shares for retail in brokers. Which I flat out refuse to believe is tru

>>50458718
>another theory is 7 figures with 4 shares = 741
What about the 1, what does it do there?

>>50386314
unironically this

>>50313614
Sad.
I'm in Canada so heat isn't a problem here.
I hope you make it my fellow farmerchad. Also I hope you have animals because they give a shit ton of calories it's honestly ridiculous. They won't fall to the heat, too (unless if you're retarded and have them in the middle of the sun).

I haven't studied corn so I can't give you advice on it unfortunately.

>>50312476
>it was just shorted to 30%.
It was actually shorted from 20 to 25%.
Are you feeling what I'm feeling GME bros??

>>50309810
You'll be ok.
They'll accelerate the process so you can sell faster since your interests align. It'll just continue while MOASS is happening, which will take weeks if not a month or two, which will be right enough time for you.

>>50261974
How come Kek is always on our side, /biz/ bros?

>>50246943
Prime Brokers (The ones who borrowed the shares) will want their shares back so they can profit off that dividend. Also because if they don't do it they'll get huge tax penalties, I have heard.
This will cause MOASS because the hedgies will have to buy back the shares, causing MOASS.

>>50226871
>difference between a normal stock split and a dividend stock split
stock split + the stock now pays dividends. "Diviend stock split" isn't a real finance word it's just made up by GME chads to shorten "stock split and dividend" into two works.
You might ask why this is important.
Historically, both when a stock split happens or when a dividend is issued, the stock price increases a lot.
Now imagine the two but combined.
The reason why there are so many shills in this thread right now is because they're seething about it.

>>50202901
I keep making profits with lace, I hate nfts but I recognize that hype can sell a lot, stop being incel