/biz/ - Business & Finance

Borrowed money at 4.5% interest rate on Interactive brokers, bought a ton of TD stock with a 5.61% dividend yield.

> You have to look at dexscreener's first page on trending, and then look at the coins between $5m-$50m.
> Pay attention to their charts and their volume. If a chart looks like it's already mooned and starting to descend, avoid it.
> Don't try to buy what's already pumped and dumped either. You should buy charts that have at least a few mil in volume and are gradually ascending upwards when you zoom out (key word gradually, if you buy something that has a sharp moonshot look, avoid that).
> As always, don't get too greedy either - only bet up to a few sol at a time, cuz you'll inevitably get burned at least a few tries even if you use the strategies I mentioned above.
> Don't be afraid to jeet at 50% losses either, if your bets turn out to be duds. Just breathe and move on to the next bet, and be glad you only bet a couple SOL instead of say 20-200 sol on the bad bet.

>>59055546
honestly I like to see bears talk, they just jinx their chance and let me keep having a chance to make it with fucking rocks like rocky lmao

>>58783260
Because I'd rather spend all day checking the $brainlet chart than changing my strategy, my methods never fail.

>>58456038
I use AIs to do the thinking work, I'm not going to waste my mental health for that lmao
having things like flur.ai around lets me blame a bot if something goes wrong in trades, or else the market, or my parents for bringing me into this horrible world

>>58422661
why give me the dip is a bad thing if i can sell in time? i even have my retardio in case something goes wrong, we have been through worse

>>58357409
all of those are in dextools right? at this point I'd rather be on everyone's good side than fight one of them

>>58143377
as someone who abuses the report function and has to steal bakes, spamming ID's, pretending to be an insider at citadel, likes adult diapers, is mentally unwell etc

It really is a testament to his mental state when he's been on the job now for a year. Either this is his job (likely) or he has made it his life to control, gaslight, gatekeep and mass report.

Funniest thing is he's been been wrong every single time kek

>>57614092
it's a good time for everything, I'm taking advantage of the ICP shitcoin wave and grabbing as much as I can from pepe, at this rate the 52k will just be a victory trumpet, get rekt bobo

>>57183181
none, I'd rather sweat in the sun and die of heat than have a metal box on wheels that requires 3k for repairs and gas, that money could buy me a console or even keep filling my SPX

>>57070907
>Slave culture
I still support those who say "work smart, not hard" because they know where they are and how much they are exploited, but they manage to do something simpler, I wish I could do the same with unicorns and $corn, it's hard to cut kidneys

>>57062554
why not just order food and then punch it, and then complain that it was poorly packaged and get your money back?
I always do it with different restaurants just to avoid spending a lot of $CORN money

at the beginning of the year I bought at 16, now I'm just waiting for the 50k, I even bought SPX because I got cocky, everything is going exactly as planned

>>56797917
A real pantbro wears his pants as a cape

>>56753861
>gaming is really profitable nowadays?
just become a streamer

>>56484976
I don't hold anything, I just play a game of ducks every day
being autistic was the best move I've ever made
I can even get excited about free races from duck race

And swapped for BTC instead.

I held LINK at one point of time, but I felt terribly nervous holding it the entire time. When I sold and bought bitcoin instead, I now feel an overwhelming since of relief and happiness. Do you all know why I feel this way?

>>56346340
I started pouring down cement and oils the drain. On my day of moving out I always release a batch of bedbugs/roaches I ordered from the internet.
I even have a subreddit where I teach tenants how to get revenge on their landlords and ruin them financially.
fuck I love the internet.

only question of time when my army of landlord raping tentants will increase in numbers tenfold.

There was a guy, that got scammed by his landlord for 8k, the guy then made sure his heating system and electrical panel went BZZZZZT and done over 20k in damages plus all the other tenants had to leave for couple months.

I love ruining landlords. Its my bread and butter.

>>56336289
depends on which hands
for me yes, it would last me a day, both in SORA and vidya
for a billionaire it would be his change

>>56265689
I once scammed myself into inviting people over for lunch so I could have an excuse to buy a lot of food for myself, and when I finished paying 40 bucks for fried chicken I canceled everything and was left alone eating fried chicken
yummy, chicken
I wish I could do things like that with SORA

>>56180248
Why yes I do frendo. Imagine that, a mod that came out of nowhere having an interview with both Gary Gensler and our champion Dave Lauer. Fancy that! I would Imagine she had some hard hitting questions for them......

Oh wait no she talked about absolute nonsense and gatekeeps the sub like it's her own personal plaything now. I couldn't imagine a bigger plant if you tried that PlatinumQueefGlitter

>>55932872
Real big brain shit was buying pepe, rolling profits into harrypooper, and now rolling profits into dogbat

>>55882351
Canada will either be full of Latinos or boomers eventually
either one of the 2 will make me right with my strategy:
don't do shit, I've been working from home for 3 years and already have too much saved in CHIKUN, a little more and I can consider buying a car

>>55523906
My fate changes depending on the size of my wallet, I now have EPEP so I can only see myself eating caviar in a jacuzzi in the future