/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING STARTUPS FERNANDO?

september is fucking boring

if youre an og link marine and this is you making these prices dips...i officially declare you NOT a link marine. you are weak. you have butter hands and i just fucked your mom. i am never selling.

>>20620526
keked

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

get in here linkerinos

>>20211982
I never thought he was a midget
I knew he was black, though

umm helllooooo???

>>17376575
Fernando Ribeiro was the first man ever to acknowledge the "link marines" in a public setting

How is their even people voting for MBL it is an obvious shitcoin


Like seriously these people shilling mbl deserve to get shot and thrown in a ditch

This guy is a joke

>>16985488
Are suicide nets a wise investment for cities and businesses? These giant nets hanging from the rooftops of some of America's biggest and most functional buildings and suburbs are at least partially responsible for the drop in urban suicide rates over the past several decades, a new study finds.

By the time of the study, three-quarters of Americans and 50 percent of those in European countries had some form of indoor suicide prevention. According to the study, suicide nets in England are on the verge of becoming the standard in the United States.

The idea behind indoor suicide nets is pretty simple: if there's a trap set up for a suicide, it doesn't take a master plan to find it and finish off someone who's done this.

Sleek and Unique, Smart and Featureful, My Personal Favorite: the stinky linky!!!

Do I hear that bumble bee buzzing in the background? Someone got some super-special perfumes for my breath this month!

Lush Cosmetics The stinky linky will be the most hotly requested fragrance during the month of February. It's all about that stinky link- the strawberry, orange and a touch of the rich musk combined with a bit of citrus and a jolt of cinnamon. I'll be pairing this with the very sexy Sushma and taking it out on the town all day

Stinky linky! W-Won't it be awkward?! I-it's just…that- a-ah, do-do you like me? Um, do I look like I'm getting hard? *laughs nervously* Uhh… wow… I'm getting a little wet, don't I? Yeah, I think it is really hot in here right now. Can I show you how wet I am? Yeah, just a-a few fingers… my secret. Do you want me to move faster? U-uh… I-I don't think… I just want to- (sound of clothing being removed) Aaaaaaah… (gasps/moans for a few seconds as cock is touched) OH MY GOD! FUCK!

>>16944985
Bingo bongo bango! chainlink iced tea of towering intensity!! Filler cartridges filled with the seeds and punks Booty leg banger Godfrey & Arbutus lines in reverse Black Oryx branding and pentagram Rampant expansion side of Duck Daddy J.M. Smucker "The Immortal," "The Wall Street Virus" Double-dipped the production Blue Abamonic Wicked Good reasons (heavy breathing and mantra dancing)

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But where are the rest of the 50 Oracle start ups? They were supposed to be announced by now right?

This is the face of LINK's failure. This obese faggot has killed it. Just market sold my 10k stack, we're going back to sub-$1

>>14930954
You give me startups, I give you the chainlinks.

So many questions, so little answers.

>there is no shred of doubt (after he says fellow marines) that this man is a /biz/ regular
>grown ass man walks on stage
>and transcends the biz memes out of fucking nowhere right into reality

This feels surreal. Who is Freanano? Is he assblaster? Why is he brazillian? Does he frequent /r9k/? How is it allowed that he holds chainlink and basically pumps it with the name of his company?