/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14441490
of course the most reliable way to get money is to get a six-figure job

but when it comes to using money to make money, here are some things you can consider:
>political gambling on PredictIt.org
>signing up for checking accounts to get the sign-up bonus and then immediately closing your account and withdrawing your money after the minimum period (usually 6 months)
>getting an adderall prescription from a shady doctor and selling it to your friends

>>12146641

>be married
>be married to another guy
>got a pre-nup so not worried about divorce

Advantages of marriage generally:
- It's like living with your best friend
- Save 50% on rent and utilities
- Can grab ass whenever you want
- You can't regress into too much of a NEET slob because your spouse and your spouse's family have expectations for you

Advantages of gay marriage specifically:
- It's like living with your best guy friend
- Liberals have been brainwashed into thinking that gay marriage > straight marriage so you get automatic GBP from libs

Cons:
- Living with the same person/roommate for the rest of your life can be difficult for some people
- Somebody is going to care more about cleaning than the other, somebody is going to care more about the pets than the other, etc., there will be disagreements
- Sometimes you will have to sacrifice; e.g. your spouse gets a high-paying job in another state and you have to move

Cons of gay marriage specifically:
- Automatically disqualified from like 75% of religions
- Need to be in the closet around some people
- Can't travel together in some parts of the world (Middle East, Africa)

I want to retire by 50... maybe take up golfing. A yacht for sure, kept by my private waterfront 10m home. Grilling for my partner and his family. We will throw wine and cheese parties. A nice car, not a Lamborghini, they are too flashy, but a Benz. The wife will have a big garden she can take care of. I’ll send my kids to private school. Racism is abhorrent, I’ve worked with many Mexicans and Asians and let me tell ya, some of them are even smarter than us! I’ll teach my daughter about not dating blacks. When my son comes out as gay, I will reverse my stance on homosexuality and pretend that I supported him all along. Yep...

*sip*