/biz/ - Business & Finance

Based anon, I am writing a cold email at the moment and opened /biz/rael before sending it out. I have a small SaaS with about $550 MRR. What are you doing? What worked for you?

DCA in always, lump sum during times of pink fields, them lump sum out.

SaaS here

How do i close a deal without having to do a feature request of the customer. The system without that feature is just working fine. Feature is nice to have.

before it's not just "us" in here, why is it us? are we special? lucky?

>>57090381
Thats very interesting, and something i wouldnt be able to conceive.

Althou Idk how OP managed to go 12 years without seeing his own family kek. I guess he went through some transformation himself in that time otherwise it wouldn’t make sense.

But yeah, if you feel like you want to connect with them geres what you beed to do:
1. Show them that youre well adjusted now and well meaning. That you wont go there and end up causing more harm than good by being weird making them feel bad etc. Even if you lie/pretend make it seem like you have your shit together first and foremost.

2. Show some kindness their way. Either send a gift basket (it can be anything some random candies you found locally, perfume, soaps, bath goods, plushies, wine literally anything. What i like to do is buy things i think are good and i like. Like a few of my favourite beers, candies that arent sweet, and noodles. Send them that and a little note wishing them a merry christmas and a happy new year. This will guilt trip them and also make u seem normal, win win

3. Plan your visit well in advance, and make it seem like you’re visiting town to see some friends or a business trip or whatever else, and mention that youd like to drop by. It will make it sound distant and if it falls through you wont seem like your plans all fell apart.

So yeah, gl anaon. This is ofc only if you want to reconnect with them, if you feel bitter and want revenge on them then i can make a whole new post

>>57063115
People are perpetually relocking their veSOLID, it's another word for staking, but gives some voting rights and other more fancy benefits. At max lock (4 years), people get the max benefits, so there's no unlock, it's locked forever.

>>57063117
Still early big picture, this can easily run to $30, which would only be a $200m market cap

>>57063619
$1 soon

>>57063664
1inch, paraswap, cowswap, metamask swap, odos, openocean, solidly.com

It's the over it's over, doesn't that mean it's a new beginning? or it's just 2 times over and that makes it much more OVER?

I'm struggling to get my first tech job without experience and am going to try bullshitting my way in. Anyone want to share strats or tips/tricks? I'll clarify that lying about a college degree probably won't work because people can just call up the college and easily verify whether or not you've been there. Trying to lie your way into an operating room or a cockpit is obviously retarded too. Lying about knowing a language or anything you can't learn the basics of online in a short time probably won't do you good and will be found out too. Embellishing skills and responsibilities is a no brainer though. If it's about something that you could easily figure out and nobody can prove you're lying, it's game.
I'm looking to bs experience personally. What I'm doing is fabricating a admin position at a department store in my area that went bankrupt in the last few years. On my resume it says I worked there two years while in college. I think I'll throw some freelance work in there too since it can't be verified either. Thoughts? Criticisms? I know shit like this works eventually because a registered sex offender worked at my friends elementary school and would ask kids to show him their balls. The same dude now works at my catholic credit union, which isn't a good look for them. Lots of places don't actually bother to pay for background checks and shit so who knows what you could get away with.

>>52674431
its just beta tokens, not the real thing
>>52674436
join discord and test beta? other than that not much as it hasnt launched yet
>>52674483
cool bro

Asian men are the least desired, ugliest race of people on earth. Asian men are finding it harder and harder to find love due to the globalisation of the world. Asian women, while hideous too, now realize they can access endless large white, black and brown cock whereby even the most average white or brown male exceeds the value of Asian men considered rare by looks.

This is a problem which could have a multi billion dollar solution. Like plastic surgery or something for Asian men to become less subhuman and more on par with the rest of the males in the world.