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LMFAO THEY REMOVED SHORT SQUEEZE FROM THE RISK FACTORS ITS ACTUALLY OVER FOR YOU RETARDS

KEK BAGGIES, THX FOR REMINDING ME YOU EXIST

John rocker BTFO

Mumu niggers can't breathe

>>51155532
Jews did this

another day, another cope eh baggies.

>>50981604
>groomed into being baggies

Uh so basically....uuuuhhhhhh.....basically.....ummm.....NIGGER

You know you could be pivoting to dividend paying stocks of boring staples like materials and energy and grow steady gains while everything shits the bed right?

Yup *sips baja blast*
You shoulda took profits.

>>49689302
On your KNEES mumu. Someone shoulda liquidated you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a mumu I can't ruin with this here short and mighty market order! I tell ye back in defi summer I met a real mean one. He had this dumb smug look on his face, a reaction image folder full of cows and no less than 5 threads ready to go to shill every trending coin. T'was older gentlemen, a duo with some mighty peculiar plastic surgery, d'ye ken, that they hired me to liquidate this particular mumu. Was some half-dozen whales what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed bovine, by fallerin' the daily stock to flow threads this mumu did post, swaggerin' as the jannies remained asleep. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, the mumu's uncovered longs just BEGGING to be scamwicked. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he sat alone watching the charts, tending to his over-leveraged longs. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I placed a mighty sell order. I tell ye boy, but that mumu began to FIGHT! This un-liquidated, proud mumu was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my recurring sells out in an instant as he scrambled onto the binance app and began ta' add more collateral. And mumu did he began to wail! As loud as a pink wojak he were. This mumu could tell the liquidation was coming, and I tell ye, he got LIQUIDATED. I tell ye as the Bogs were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, desperately trying to cover his longs. But he lost it all, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That mumu has gone broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all get BOGGED. By supreme lord of finance BOBO and his brown warm cozy fur, now close yer longs and sell, boy, or you'll get liquidated, too!

BTC will never go above $50K.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA edition

Enjoy the slow bleed mumus

Chainlink is illegal. Stop buying Chainlink.

The top is confirmed.

It is when, not if.

>>23460400

no u

>>22198482
don't get caught up in the emotion of the dead-cat bounce. go to sleep, you'll see that the market dumped another 15%.

>>20461331
based

>>20106232

What bull run?

>>20021212

Trump at +150 is getting interesting. Got 1/10th of my position wagered, will DCA in the next few weeks since I don't see anything that might help his election chances and I might get to buy some +200 Trump.

T-12 hours till 9k toilet paper support.

>>19924118
absolutely based
death to trap mumu