/biz/ - Business & Finance

On your KNEES mumu. Someone shoulda liquidated you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a mumu I can't ruin with this here short and mighty market order! I tell ye back in defi summer I met a real mean one. He had this dumb smug look on his face, a reaction image folder full of cows and no less than 5 threads ready to go to shill every trending coin. T'was older gentlemen, a duo with some mighty peculiar plastic surgery, d'ye ken, that they hired me to liquidate this particular mumu. Was some half-dozen whales what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed bovine, by fallerin' the daily stock to flow threads this mumu did post, swaggerin' as the jannies remained asleep. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, the mumu's uncovered longs just BEGGING to be scamwicked. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he sat alone watching the charts, tending to his over-leveraged longs. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I placed a mighty sell order. I tell ye boy, but that mumu began to FIGHT! This un-liquidated, proud mumu was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my recurring sells out in an instant as he scrambled onto the binance app and began ta' add more collateral. And mumu did he began to wail! As loud as a pink wojak he were. This mumu could tell the liquidation was coming, and I tell ye, he got LIQUIDATED. I tell ye as the Bogs were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, desperately trying to cover his longs. But he lost it all, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That mumu has gone broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all get BOGGED. By supreme lord of finance BOBO and his brown warm cozy fur, now close yer longs and sell, boy, or you'll get liquidated, too!

mumus will pay for their crimes

>>57083028
Christmas is officially OVER

44k rejected again

GIMME THAT NECK MUMU

>>56826066
you sound scared mumu

>>56764775
they bois are back

it's bobo season again bois

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It do go down.

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>>56220651
Damn i'm sleepy still sorry frog

>>56212852
Is oil over 80, dxy over 105 and 10y ytd highs enough for you?

>>56048587
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>>55982185
Got any bulls with lazer eyes?

>>55929890
wash away the gains

For me it's spx 3800 eoy

ProShares better fucking make it through this without going bankrupt.

>>54778513
Sorry, best I can do is -97% on your portfolio.

>bac

>>54763615
I can't hear you over all this AMZN selling mumu

>>54437190
bro what ? i make these characters out off bordem just choose a picture of bobo and apply whatever you want, it'll take 10 min a simple with web editor like this https://www.photopea.com/

>>54414302
Most based bull, I kneel.

>>54348934
This isn't 2015 anymore. No one cares about school shootings anymore. Biden can't convince people like obama did. Crab and dump continues.