/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29675359
FACE ON THE METAL, MELVIN.
10 SECONDS AND WE FORGIVE YOU.
IT IS THE /ONLY/ WAY TO EARN OUR TRUST AGAIN.
KEE HEE HEE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGiRb_r2M8M
ZAWA, ZAWA, ZAWA....
CAN YOU FEEL IT MELVIN? THE ICY COLD HAND OF DEATH GRIPPING YOUR WALLET?
GIVE INTO IT, SURRENDER YOURSELVES TO THE END. This gamble is over, NOW BOW YOUR HEAD. BOW YOUR HEAD IN SHAME.

>>29076563
He stated it briefly in his testimony at the start and every time he's pressed on it he stalls.
He's afraid of answering the yes or no under oath, so he uses platitudes and longwinded thank yous to draw out their 5 minutes.
Why do you think these senators have to literally say "I am taking my time back".
This man is INTENTIONALLY dodging questions.
NOt letting go, piling on more bags, time to weight myself down with more bags than MAN.
I'M GOING ALL IN.
ALL OR NOTHING.

>>29016599
My MAN, that's the spirit.
We need all the shares bought up so when this explodes, both melvin AND the redditors kill themselves. Melvin from their losses, redditors from their losses from buying in high, selling low, and being hesitant to buy back IN low.
if you want the largest damage on all sides, you want people to have so much hope that they are hesitant to get in, and the ones who DO causes the market to spasm like a dying whore, bringing in more people.
The end game is not to "beat thanos" or any of that gay shit they yell.
The end game is sheer clown worlding.
Sweet, delicious despair from all involved except me, who's getting off on the SHEER THRILL of this rollercoaster.