/biz/ - Business & Finance

>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST DISMISS HAVING CHILDREN WE NEED TO GROW THE POPULATION REEEEE WHO WILL PAY FOR MY SOCIAL SECURITY

>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PUMP THE MARKET MR NOSEBERG DOESNT PAY ME UNTIL NEXT MONTH I CANT MAKE MY SCHEDULED DCA DEPOSIT INTO MY LOW EXPENSE RATIO HIGHLY DIVERSIFED VANGUARD ETFS BECAUSE DRUMPF HANDLED HTIS WHOLE THING INCORRECTLY ITS NOT FAIR I MISSED THE BOTTOM OH WELL TIME IN MARKET BEATS TIMING THE MARKET

>TIME IN MARKET BEATS TIMING THE MARKET I FOLLOW JOHN BOGLE STYLE OF INVESTING GO AHEAD AND TRY TO FIND A LOWER COST ETF THAN VTI DONT WORRY ILL WAIT

>THIS RALLY IS JUST A CLASSIC BULLTRAP GO AHEAD AND MAKE HUGE GAINS EVERY DAY LOOOOL I WILL CONTINUE TO DCA INTO MY DIVERSIFIED LOW COST VANGUARD ETF PORTFOLORINO ILL BE A MILLIONAIRE BY THE TIME IM 72 WHILE YOULL BE STUCK IN A TRAP A BULLTRAP

>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PUMP THE MARKET EARNINGS ARE DOWN 70% THERE IS A FUCKING PANDEMIC THE CURVE IS PARABOLIC YOU CANT JUST PRINT MONEY THE FED CANT CURE COVID-19 MR SHEKELBERG DOESNT PAY ME UNTIL NEXT WEEK I HAVE A DCA DEPOSIT SCHEDULED TO BUY MY FAVORITE VANGUARD ETFS ITS NOT FAIR I MISSED THE BOTTOM BECAUSE OF FACIST NAZI DRUMPF

>KEK, you're probally a fuckin mutt. Those cunts are so fuckin brainwashed.
>great rebuttal retard
>It's only been a few months and things are already exponentially exploding but you don't know how to read a graph.
reinfection, permanent lung damage far beyond pneumonia, incubates in the body for weeks so it can spread
>>just a flu bro
Let me guess... you still believe Bernie can still win, too. Is there a r*ddit hoax you WON'T fall for? LMAO

>THE MARKET IS RIGGED HOW CAN STOCKS GO UP WHEN UNEMPLOYMENT IS UP IM GONNA BUY MORE INTERNET MONEY MEME COINS FUCK YOU GUYS ITS JUST A BULL TRAP

NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUTSIDE WHAT IF YOU INFECT OTHERS YOU HAVE TO THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE MAN ITS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU