/biz/ - Business & Finance

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We did it.

*ahem*

Gentlemen, i have an urgent announcement to make. Please get to your seats quickly as time is of the essence.

Good evening gents. I have a proposal.

/biz/ needs a new train to ride. Everyone wants GME gains, and we need to work together to get them.

I propose that we go all in on MUSE. I've seen it mentioned a few times, and it seems a low enough marketcap for us to get incredible gains. In addition to this, it's already a video game which could get really good if the creators get enough $$$ from the coin mooning.

Fuck jannies and goodnight.

*ahem*

please take a seat gentlemen, relax and help yourself to a cool refreshing beverage. Alt season shall begin shortly, thank you for your patience.

>>25149477
All I want from life is a quiet house away from people. To not have to work for most of the year and to have food and resources to just fuck around for years. This is rich.

And no matter how rich I become I will never buy a german car like all of you. You are the ones trying to larp as rich, buying some 2012 CLA and driving around town brapping the engine hoping people look at you.

Frankly this is why you are poor. Because in my situation you would spent the money on some rusty BEAMER and drove around town looking for attention to "Feel rich".

me, im just making fun of you XRP and panic sellers. Think about it. I started with putting 3000$ in bitcoin when it was 7000. I had lost money before that. I kept saving and investing while you were buying video cards and new apple tablets just "Because you are bored".

>>18260692
Study Sex Magic, anon.

When you coom, you are giving away your sexual energy into the world. You can use it to manifest things into reality. Since you have not coomed in however long, you have a lot of energy built up.

Coom the day before bitcoin halves, and you will get rich from it. Think only about getting rich when you are beating it and ejaculating.

Works better if you have a sex partner also thinking about it.

Greetings from /x/

Flaps or gtfo

>>15886813
Thank you.

You there, at the back, please, a minute of your attention. This will only take a second.