/biz/ - Business & Finance

So ive had enough beers in me and feel like posting. Theres been a lot of off topic posts recently, and ive been lurking this board since 2016. And ive got some questions. This is me.
>20
>never left home town
>never had girlfriend but fucked around alot
>never learned how to drive
>no debt
>work pays 25 an hour
>live with parents
What am I /biz/?
A cuck? Incel, virgin, wage slave, retard? Does it even matter?

hey i'm here to present my project
here is

https://en.tipeee.com/make-a-million-without-doing-anything

https://en.tipeee.com/make-a-million-without-doing-anything

https://en.tipeee.com/make-a-million-without-doing-anything

I’m a college student with $5k to my name. When school starts, I’ll be making maybe $100-$200 a week before expenses like gas. What can i do with my money sitting around and make more money?
Should i keep $1k on the side for daily expenses and then invest in the $4k

we are the fiat marines

Has anyone had any experience working with the federal government? More specifically, selling them products?

Been thinking of trying that one out; since I like selling anyways

how to get rich like bill gates?????

So let's talk offshore bank accounts /b/.

There's two primary benefits to offshore bank accounts.
1. Avoiding taxes which I do not advise
2. Higher interest rates.

Now let's focus on higher interest rates. There are two primary problems with offshore high yield accounts.

1. The inflation rate versus the interest yield
2. The stability of the currency and safety of your money.

Now let's take an example. Argentina offers 27% interest on your balance annually through the ICBC. However they have an inflation rate of 48%.

This leaves your effective annual interest at -21% annually. The inflation rate is something a lot of offshore investors overlook.

The other issue is the stability of the country. Most high yield savings accounts are in countries with poor governmental stability.

I, /biz/, after scouring for months, found a stable, first world country with high yield savings accounts and an inflation rate that almost has parity with the dollar.

The problem is, I don't have any capital.

Does anyone have any ideas on how I can get people to invest their savings with me so I can cash in on commission off of my research?

I can offer 3% interest off any balance over $25000, no matter how high (unlike most high yield opportunities in the states). That's 2000% higher than the .15% offered by most US institutions.

Any ideas/takers /b/? You'd know all my research and info before you invest a dime. I can guarantee satisfaction.

What should i study if i want big money? Medicine, mathematics, physics? Those are my options.