/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53475491
I went through a rough patch where I was getting really detached and miserable at how bland my place was so I rolled up blankets to look like bodies and huddled them in the corners. 1000% absolutely not an improvement. During the day it looked reasonably similar to a normal friend situation (e.g. any given sitcom like Big Bang Theory with a friend room or a socializing chamber) but at night I would freak the fuck out and psych myself into hearing coughs from each of the lumps. I got to the point where I was going to put underwear on them to 1. improve their human quality and 2. make them look less evil and amorphous but I chickened out at JCPenny and took them all apart when I got home. Learn to make peace with the simplicity of that photo. I'm trying to find tranquility in my space right now and attempting to fill it with my presence instead of my projections of entities that I've invented (still me but proxy thoughts)

>>51585121
I have this happen all the time but I can fake a charismatic response really, really well (could probably be a politician if I wanted).

Each time I get some variation of that I say "another day in paradise okay haha thank you!" and wave my hand forward like a baseball coach. It seems silly but you have to play their game. They love me, it's basic human psychology. PS - this is new but so far seems to be going well: tell some safe-for-work jokes if there's an awkward tension. I look up jokes and save the best ones in an excel spreadsheet

e.g.

- *weird silence after I say something that's too much for some retard wagie to process*

- "what's the least lonely car variant?"

- "a pickup truck"

just an example

>>49431760
I have an air fryer and just buy a few hunks of the cheapest pork possible. Then I put them in for 20 mins with a shitload of taco seasoning and get shitfaced, all for the low price of ~$10 a day (breakfast or dinner are literally proven scams). 3rd worlders btfo, I've been doing this every day for months.