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DO NOT SELL, THEY'RE IN HELL 'TILL THE LAST BELL
THEY WROTE THE DEED, THEY PAID NO HEED
THEY HAVE TO BUY THE SHORTS
THEY HAVE TO BUY THE SHORTS
THEY HAVE TO BUY THE SHORTS
NO MATTER WHAT THEY TRY, NO MATTER HOW THEY CRY,
THEY WILL WEEP, WITHOUT ANY SLEEP
THEY HAVE TO BUY THE SHORTS
THEY HAVE TO BUY THE SHORTS
THEY HAVE TO BUY THE SHORTS
(Guitar solo)
THEY HAVE TO BUY THE SHORTS
THEY HAVE TO BUY THE SHORTS
THEY HAVE TO BUY THE SHORTS

>>26876219
>>26876600
They have to buy the shorts.
THEY HAVE TO
BUY
THE SHORTS.
It doesn't matter what sort of magical kikery they wave in front of you to make your diamond hands crack.
THEY
HAVE TO
BUY
THE SHORTS.
If they don't, the market is fake. If they do, they die and start a death spiral that could potentially sink all the hedgies and banksters. If they don't get bailed out, THE MARKET FINALLY CORRECTS ITSELF. If they do get bailed out - they have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the market is fake and they die anyway, just slightly later.

Their only solution out of this dolarcaust is to force you to sell. DO NOT SELL.

HOLD. HOLD. HOLD. HOLD. HOLD. HOLD.
THEY
HAVE TO
BUY
THE SHORTS.

>>26788269
Normies are seeing the opportunity to get revenge for '08. You're not investing, you're buying a front seat ticket and all you need to do is hold, hold, HOLD to keep watching this comedy (for us) and horror (for them).
Even if you lose all of your initial investment, you'll be out, what, $350? They'll be out of ALL of THEIR money. Billions upon billions of ill-gotten gains at your and your family's expense.
Fucking hell, when the global financial crisis hit, it even hit us hard over here in Poland. My parents got their pay cut in HALF because of a bunch of fat cats over in the US continued to make bad bets and finally got caught.
FUCK
THEM
ALL

ENJOY
THE
STOCKS

>>26788503
If they do this, I don't think this will end nicely.