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all of you blokes are fucken stupid with your fake currencies. I'm an Australian dentist and I make more than all of you cunts ever will in a fucken day.

just today I had an old women walk in with a tooth ache. I could've crowned it but I knew if I referred her to the dental surgeon for dentures, I'd make a 30% commission. Thats 6,000 Australian dollars right, fucken, there.

My second appointment was a young lad about 3. he had a lot of plaque so I knew I could get away with telling his parents some shit. So although all of his teeth were gonna fall out anyways, I tell them I found four cavities that need filling. Its about 400 each that I get paid when I fill a cavity. Bam. 1600 dollars.

Now, next up I have a college age girl about 19. I get her signed up for invisalign because I convinced her that the gaps in her teeth were widening since I last gave her the x-ray. Another commission, 1500 dollars.

Not to mention that then I get to charge for the anesthetics (which I always double or triple charge for, i say they need more 'local anesthetic' or some shit) and the second and third and fourth appointments

By the end of the day Ill make 20 large easily while all you cunts spent it staring at squiggly lines of fake currencies trying to predict when the sun will come up and crash all of your life savings