/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50930694
kek get fucked OP

>>50207242

I want to start shorting bitcoin next time positive LINK news comes out as its happened about 57 times now. I have not messed around with leverage yet so can someone explain where and how to do it.
>inb4 newfag
Yes I know just explain please thank you.

>>49947499
amen brother

>>25766559
Yes we are immortal.
Our memories become one over this decentralized web forming the oracles we so desire.

>>24589574
Ultimately, all link marines are doing is enabling his addiction. Heck, he's a philosophy major and the only reason he got into oracles was because he thought Oracle sounded philosophical after watching the matrix. The dude has no idea what he's even doing. He larps as having shadow partnerships with swift to keep stinkies on the hook and since he once saved Ari's life at McDonald's while Ari was choking on a chicken nugget, Ari is forever in his debt. Ari is part of a Greek furry cult and has agreed to deploy his sophisticated marketing and targeting campaigns at oblivious anons. There is a fourth industrial revolution that's about to pop, and DIA is where the real data pipelines are at. Come at me stinkies.

> be Ari Juels
> Tell weird philosophy student about an oracle problem and introduce him to your number cult
> "Remember the 42 and 216 goy"
> Tell him that muh tech can solve this problem
> "You can even put your name on this white paper I wrote, Sergey, I get enough credit"
> "You're a smart man Ari"
> Ask Sergey to put together a team of saps
> he meets Adelyn crying over some spelling contest at a local community college and Steve at the bus stop
> Thomas was a neet whose mom forced him to apply for part time work at the nail salon in front of Chainlink HQ
> Everyone else was (((recruited online organically through JIDF channels)))
> Jonny used to post exclusively on anonymous horse and stable coin forums
> "Here, Sergey, Chainlink will solve all the problems of the oracle"
> "Gee thanks Ari you're the best"
> 32 million solved Ari's oracle problem... at least for awhile
> Ari exploits backdoor in Chainlink code
> Tell Sergey
> Sergey is devastated
> Sergey spams "it's over" threads on /biz/
> "It's okay I have an idea"
> Sell Town Crier solution to Sergey "hey I was just working on this and thought you might like it :^)"
> A few more million solved Ari's oracle problem.... At least for awhile
> Ari exploits TC code through backdoor and informs Sergey
> Sergey is suicidal
> He begins spamming tranny porn on /biz/ in revenge
> "It's okay Sergey I've got a new solution to your oracle problem but we have to include my student in this scam I mean company"
> A few more million solves Ari's and Zhang's oracle problem"
Hook, Line, and Stinker

> be Ari Juels
> Tell weird philosophy student about an oracle problem and introduce him to your number cult
> "Remember the 42 and 216 goy"
> Tell him that muh tech can solve this problem
> "You can even put your name on this white paper I wrote, Sergey, I get enough credit"
> "You're a smart man Ari"
> Ask Sergey to put together a team of saps
> he meets Adelyn crying over some spelling contest at a local community college and Steve at the bus stop
> Thomas was a neet whose mom forced him to apply for part time work at the nail salon in front of Chainlink HQ
> Everyone else was (((recruited online organically through JIDF channels)))
> Jonny used to post exclusively on anonymous horse and stable coin forums
> "Here, Sergey, Chainlink will solve all the problems of the oracle"
> "Gee thanks Ari you're the best"
> 32 million solved Ari's oracle problem... at least for awhile
> Ari exploits backdoor in Chainlink code
> Tell Sergey
> Sergey is devastated
> Sergey spams "it's over" threads on /biz/
> "It's okay I have an idea"
> Sell Town Crier solution to Sergey "hey I was just working on this and thought you might like it :^)"
> A few more million solved Ari's oracle problem.... At least for awhile
> Ari exploits TC code through backdoor and informs Sergey
> Sergey is suicidal
> He begins spamming tranny porn on /biz/ in revenge
> "It's okay Sergey I've got a new solution to your oracle problem but we have to include my student in this scam I mean company"
> A few more million solves Ari's and Zhang's oracle problem"
Hook, Line, and Stinker

>>23901828

We're all gonna make it.

>>23674875
so provocative

>>23578834
Cosmos has no hard cap anon. Infinite inflation. By very definition its diluted mcap will always be higher.
And in terms of non-diluted AVAX is of course even smaller in comparison.

Why did it crash? Corona should have been priced in long ago.
Did the presidential polls change?

>>23445614
oh baby you know we hitting $81000

>>23366430
most people watch porn on a laptop or pc because then they have a bigger screen and both hands free and can relax in a chair, so you are wrong based retard.

>>23285001
>even the BTC maxis are parroting LINK memes now
Feels nice to know we've already made it LINK bros

>>23284813
7.30 was the bottom potentially hitting 9.40 in the next couple of days. THen we Return back to 13......sorry for typo durnk.

This is not a drill, Ari Jules has fled the country and is being sought by law enforcement in connection to alleged statutory rape charges with a minor. He left only one note at ic3 HQ that read...
>Age and assassination oragles failed, I have to go, Im sorry.
Fuck bros it's all over.

>>23237929
but even the dads might cheat each other you say!
Exactly, this is why the dads are chained to the fence and these chains are what the chainlink token is

>ITT: a fundamental "misunderstanding" by OP of the staking incentives and guarantees
Where is staking in API3's little scheme OP? Imagine an API provider taking the risk of losing a stake because it fucked up something on a blockchain.

>>23206707
>I know one of them personally, and i dont have anything positive to say
Kek

>>23172725
>ID

>>23172002
you deserve it anon

Because i agree to disagree