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Where can I buy small amounts of chainlink? Everywhere wants £50 minimum, I just want to exchange my change every now and then.

literally the only thing I desire in life is to smell a hot woman's sweaty asshole

>BTC is literally moving like a stock
>All that amazing volatility is gone

It's not fun when normie money is gone. Gains are at all time low.

I remember when we moved 20% per day on average.

>>7575916
Me too, let me tell you a story. The tenant under me some gangster guy and his gf they got an akita anyway, one day this dog bites the guy real bad and he has to go to the hospital almost has his fingers falling off so he get prescribed pain killers. Fast forward to 2 months later hes addicted to them and onto other drugs, we keep our door unlocked because there's 5 of us students living in this 2.5 bedroom place. Anyone this guy wasn't our friend but sometimes one of my roommates would sell him weed and one of our friends was like buddying up to him because hes a dog person. One day he comes up in the middle of the night steals my phone a bag of cat nip because it looks like weed and my phone, I don't even notice because by the time I wake up one of my friends already went and confronted him and got everything back. Anyway the guy is a scumbag hits his girl, she goes to the police finally and says that he hits her. The next bit is weird, the police come by but the news is there too for some reason, the guys wigger cousin brags about how he has a gun (great), so the situation escalates, the guy is passed out, police block off the street and not swat but 1 level up from police gets called in like the heavy police trucks. The way our apartments work is both of our entrances are connected so we can't leave because we share a hallway. So all the doors are locked, the police are banging on his door he wakes up starts banging on our door to open it and help him (like what are we going to do? get the fuck away from me). He's banging on our door for 2 hours we thought it was the cops but just ignored it it's not our business. So he goes ballistic, starts smashing EVERYTHING in the apartment. Ends up giving himself up after ~4 hours. We go down to the apartment to check it out, glass and blood everywhere, go to the bathroom, lube and an empty pack of cigarettes. This mother fucked lubed up cigs and shoved them up his ass.

mfw poorfag and only own 69 BAT

>Tfw didn't sell ETH at $400 and bought at $250

I got greedy. Only thing to do is HODL now.

I missed out on crypto entirely.

Is there any way for a literal consummate poorfag (I don't even have a bank account) to obtain BTC? Are there still bitcoin faucets? How much do they pay out, like a dollar a day?

Help a brotha out, and gains will come to you.

>>384263
How to get this job without college and without performing fellatio?