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>>16675052
>I can’t fucking wait for all the stock market apologists on this forum to rope

I think you can. How long have you already been waiting?

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>>16599968
iT's AlL aBoUt To CrAsH!!!!!!

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*yawn*

Pic related.

And this one doesn't even include the end of 2018, when every shithead on Earth was calling "the beginning of the Big Crash", which turned out to just be a temporary dip, after which we just went right back to ATH.

Perhaps another 10-20% dip coming, after which we'll go back to ATH again.

This pattern could go on repeating for the next decade.

Either way though, a crash won't be allowed.

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>>15253261
>>15253197

I was just barely old enough to understand what economic pundits were talking about leading up to the 2008 recession. Since they correctly predicted it, I thought they really knew what they were talking about, just like how the weatherman correctly predicts cold fronts and 90% chance of rain. I had no idea they just do this shit constantly because it keeps retards glued to the TV set so their sponsors can shill insurance and beer to the terrified viewers.

Looking back, both of my parents kept their jobs, we kept our house, and if nobody told me a recession was happening, I wouldn't have noticed anything unusual was happening.

Thank you for these posts, based optimists.

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DCAing, just like I've been doing for the last 10 years or so that the recession was coming.

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>>12890165

So much FUD about FIRE lately. You could just as easily ask the same of the wagies who get laid off in recessions, or when the particular company they work for can't pay them, or when the company they work for is doing fine but wants to replace them with somebody cheaper, or infinite other things that happen far more frequently than stock market crashes.

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>>12228854

Because every single news outlet has been screaming that a recession is coming nonstop since the 80's. When one inevitably, finally happens, they jump up and down, say I told you so and go right back to predicting another recession.

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>>12079898
>Economists called this when the tariff nonsense was proposed.

Of course they did. Also, a hurricane will hit Florida in the next 5 years.

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>>11609063

>Remove all money from investment accounts
>Pay 25% tax + early withdrawal penalty fee on it
>Recession hits
>Stocks drop 15% and recover quickly

That could happen. Also, there's a small chance that you're completely wrong about the recession being right around the corner and you're freaking out about nothing. Leave your money in there.

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>>11527832
It started to ramp up in the late 90s, but has never really stopped.

Y2K, 9/11 leading to WW3, Bush concentration camps, numerous alien invasions, Planet X, Fukushima, 12/21/2012, about three dozen others that I can't think of right now, and of course the eternal "financial collapse" prediction.

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>Every single thing, even things that are inversely-correlated, will soon crash with no survivors and you will somehow not be able to short successfully, nothin' you can do, everyone's gonna lose everything and die except me and the other preppers, better stock up on guns and food and watch out for niggers hurrrr"

I've been hearing all of this shit from masturbatory permapreppers for as long as I can remember..

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Why are you still wasting time with this crypto shit? Don't you get it yet? It's over for now (it's been clear that it's over for half a year) and it's not coming back for a long time.

So what the fuck are you wasting your time here for trying to chase these sad little pops and deluding yourself that it's the beginning of le epik bullrun?

Open a Robinhood account and get into stocks. What? The choices are limitless.

Weed stocks are great, that's the crypto of 2018. TLRY almost 3x'ed in the last month. Or try tech. AMD up 20% in the past week. Or just buy something that pays dividends, is going up steadily, and is literally guaranteed to never go down, like Visa (up 42% in the last year).

"Hurr, 3% per year market for boomers." This is a completely false meme. Do those figures I just mentioned look weak to you?

And hey, look at that, it's all REAL COMPANIES with REAL PRODUCTS used by the REAL WORLD, not speculative imaginary bullshit that will vanish like a fart in the wind when people suddenly and collectively realize it's worthless, like they did with crypto.

Get out of this garbage and graduate to manhood. If you're still watching crypto, you're not adapting. Stocks are where it's at now.

And ignore all the "all time high" FUD. The market has been on hold for most of the year, but a mega bullrun is JUST NOW getting out of the gates.

It's not going to crash anytime soon. Don't believe the fearhype. Leave crypto behind and get into stocks now, idiot.

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