/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Daily RSI hasn't been this high in 2 years

>>53141315
that particular bagholder just enjoys arguing with fudders for 100 pbtid and repeating the same exact arguments no matter what you say to him
see
>doesn't change what I said
>yes
>slightly misrepresenting your argument so it can fit into his narrative
>yes, that's what I said
>serg did nothing wrong
and his main points are always:
>btc suppression
>global markets meltdown
>have you seen how shit ETH is?? stop being hypercritical about your investments and start shilling, see GME
>the bagholders are to blame for this atrocious price action, look at DOGE bagholders, we should all have been shilling for free
>chainlink marketing is top notch, look at all these technical videos with sub 1k views they post all day!
>what do you mean zero actual adoption? see these nodes from 2020
I just laid out his entire script including every single argument he's going to make
you're welcome

>>53128581
>DAX bros we are making it
so DAX is -10% from ATH because they have mostly industrial / value stuff in it like DOW? it hit my sell limit target of 14350 and I'm officially back to shorting it again. EU is even more fucked than US
you vill eat ze bugs zis year

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL short those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 10% dump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently bearful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live with the dumps. You're going to keep all your profits. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>52833196
>>52833234
>>52833268
Stare into my eyes and hear my words bobos

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL short those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 10% dump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently bearful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live with the dumps. You're going to keep all your profits. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

(You) vill own nothing edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Mumus (You):
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>52702914

10k iz inevitable

>>52296719
They literally post memes about owning nothing, while investing in ones and zeros.

captcha: g00yt

>>52232415
Attention all bobos:

The Great Reset has come at a crossroads with humanity. We can not allow the WEF & the young globohomo leaders to manipulate the markets any longer with their fake wars and gay market crashes. In order for the Golden Bullrun to resume, Chainlink(ticker: LINK) needs to be destroyed.
/biz/ will declare WAR on Chainlink next week and send globohomo a message.
You heard it here first. Linkies will be financially exterminated.

Spread the word and prepare your shorts. It's finally happening... The Great Short is upon us lads.

>>51641483
Shemitah celebration is about to begin. All debts will be forgiven for everyone (excluding goyim).
You will eat bugs and you will be happy.

>>51528637
>If everything gets more expensive and people get poorer, who gets richer? The money has to go somewhere right?
selling shovels in a gold rush makes you the most money, anon.
in this timeline people at the top of oil, gas, food, pharmacy, healthcare, utilities make the most money.
the 2030 agenda just got shifted. you vill own nothing in 2023 and eat ze bugs in 2024

Nothing.

>>51505801
Stare into my eyes and hear my words bobos

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL short those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 10% dump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently bearful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live with the dumps. You're going to keep all your profits. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>51427799
>deep depression
>divvies getting cut
good luck with that long only portfolio

>>51246241
Stare into my eyes and hear my words bobo

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL short those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 10% dump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently bearful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live with the dumps. You're going to keep all your profits. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>51234367
You will own nothing.

Are you happy?

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL short those Link bags. You WILL be happy with a 10% dump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently bearful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live with the dumps. You're going to keep all your profits. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>51213158
>>51212422
>>51211440
Stare into my eyes and hear my words bobos

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL short those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 10% dump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently bearful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live with the dumps. You're going to keep all your profits. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>51206758
>>51208049
Stare into my eyes and hear my words bobos

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL short those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 10% dump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently bearful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live with the dumps. You're going to keep all your profits. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>51179232
Stare into my eyes and hear my words bobo

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL short those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 10% dump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently bearful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live with the dumps. You're going to keep all your profits. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>51178751
Stare into my eyes and hear my words bobo

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL short those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 10% dump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently bearful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live with the dumps. You're going to keep all your profits. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>51176455
>>51176882
>>51176903
Stare into my eyes and hear my words bobos

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL short those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 10% dump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently bearful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live with the dumps. You're going to keep all your profits. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.