/biz/ - Business & Finance

ITS OVER

>>52497605
There had to be a first Nikkei pattern. They weren't expecting it to happen to them. It could happen to us. What if we do something worse and everyone forgets the Nikkei pattern and says, "At least we aren't the S&P pattern. Wouldn't it suck to have 100 years of no gains?"

>>51201908
There's no way this isn't premeditated. How do you fuck up this badly? It's a fucking ship!

>>51093712
We'll see who is laughing when Powell announces 100bps hike this Friday.

The chinese economic "collapse" sounds bearish AF and after this artificial bull run for the past 3 weeks its time for prices to drop.

My top bets are JMIA, APPL and SOS because they depend on china.

3k? 5k? 10k+? Some people think we're at 'sell the news' already and other people seem to have good rationales for why this time it's really different and we're going to blast off straight to 5 digits by eoy. Who's right?

Did you buy the bottom?
Don't tell me you fell for the doomer meme

i need alt season to moon so i can buy back the bitcoin i sold. when does it start?

>DXY UP
YIEL UP
>DXY UP
YIED UP
>MARKET DIPPING
>MARKET DIPPING

Holy shit. Actual what the fuck. Is it time to sell?

It's 1.15am. Dozing in and out of sleep but I may as well wait for market open and check it out. God I want to sleep.

>>27656037
>>27656040
>>27656076
>>27656362
FUCK. Should I wait for the next dip?

I put my life savings into Gamestop because you all promised it would moon.

You've ruined me, /biz/. You've fucking ruined me. I'll have to eat grass like a North Korean because I can't afford groceries. I'll have to sell everything I own to keep up with the bills. I'll be the laughing stock of the workplace for talking about Gamestop going up.

I'm fucked. I'm so fucked. I might as well lay down on the train tracks now.

I think the March crash gave me slight brain damage. Looking at the chart, I can see that it lasted for about an entire month. I can't remember any of it despite knowing that I was spending every day on here and in my broker trading and panicking. Where did me memories go?

>>27130658
GODDAMN I WANT TO RUB MY DICK ON HER EYEBROWS, BROS

>>27083812
>listening to them give incorrect information about short selling, short squeeze, and pretty much every other detail

>Finally: it is not over. The securities are due on 1/29. There are two full trading days to go. If the present rate continues, Gamestop will be worth $54 billion @ $794/share this time tomorrow and worth $122,360,000,000 @ $1,588/share when the security is due. For context, the world's largest hedge fund is only worth $140 billion and would have to bust to close all their debt - but we haven't factored in interest yet.

>At the standard rate is about $1.2 billion... but remember that because not all the shares are available the interest compounds. For 5 rounds of stock buying (again assuming a willing creditor willing to let them wash back the original stock like this) this comes out to about 25% interest which is something like $30 billion. No hedge fund has $150 billion. Thus, it is impossible for any hedge fund to pay the debt unless they all decide to magically pool their resources and ignore interest. And that the creditor is willing to go along with this. This is all very unlikely

When I was around 5 I took tens of photos of my wee wee with my dads camera which he used to take on every vacation or event, I remember I didn't delete those photos and was too ashamed to ask on ow to. Do I rope now because of the shame?

>parents asked about my mood swings lately

Seriously bros, i am missing out on potential gains because of these apps being soo annyoing. Is there no direct way to convert USD to LCX?

I have been waiting 5 days for kraken to verify at lv1, on coinbase, my account gets automatically deleted for no reason....

like come the fuck on bro we dont have much time before 1/20/21

COME ON MAN!!! I REALLY NEED THAT ADA BRO ITS BEEN CLIMBING FOR THE PAST DAY MAN WHY CANT I GET VERIFIED QUICKLY!?!?!?

BRO I WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE TOO PLZ BRO

>>24940363
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES YOU HOPELESS MONG, DO WE HAVE TO SPOONFEED YOU EVERYTHING

Meua migo...
Se for verdade, sinto por você. Mais alguns meses e seria um fodendo milionário.
Não se deixe abater. Se você quase conseguiu dessa vez, conseguirá da próxima.

>>22211741
Jews. The Jews win again. They always win.

>>21632804
>cropped, brap department not visible
is this a joke to you