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ETH's problem is running 2023 ideas on a 2010's blockchain.
It doesn't get better for you. ETH's entire potential came and went.
What happens when it's $10k? We have $300 trades, lmao? Seriously? Oh, an L2 will fix everything?
So they're street shitting pajeets now but they're you're hope for the future? Lmao. Get real.

"memecoins" is a big word, anon.
Mainstays like ETH pepe, fine, shib, and the like all flow like any other utility token.
You want a fucking WWI battlefield of new tokens coming and going. That ecosystem is on Solana right now, for better or worse.

every time I buy crypto, the price goes down
the perfect plan
>buy crypto
>immediately short it
>profit

that comes after it falls.

I'll say.
ETH is primarily expensive due to the ecosystem within it.
The second a cheaper chain reaches half the marketcap and popularity, your balls will begin to shrivel.

It's Solana, btw.

Shorted link 10x. Liq is $17.3.
Eat shit, linkies.

Just lemme know. I've already got GMX open. I'm sure by Sunday, we'll all have our shorts in.

>>56832735
Time to short gold

>link staking rewards: 10%+
>link: $14
>BTC rally on the horizon
bullish af

>Most anons just want to cash out and don't believe Bitcoin will be a viable cash alternative in the future.
It won't.
BTC is an investment or hold, not a cash alternative.
XLM is a cash alternative.
BCH is a cash alternative.
LTC is a cash alternative.
Fast tokens, low fees.
But even then, none of them will ever be used as a cash alternative.

Sold all mine too. American. No need to risk my financial well-being when it will be heavily regulated by this time next year and made entirely pointless by ETFs.
>but you could 40% off of BTC
Despite all the investment and all the hype, crypto is still a net negative on humanity. It feeds no one, it fuels nothing and it has zero value. Even gold has utility in engineering. Crypto has zero outside of hype and speculation.
You might make money now, but there will never be a crypto shortage or demand.

"The Bull Run!!!", lmao
You guys.
Ahh, you guys.
I love you guys. Never stop, please.

The show is yours until Saturday night. See you Sunday.
as usual.

Welp, that's your weekend pump.
Back to business as usual.

We're taking it to ETH!!!
LETS GO, BOBOS!
...wait, this coin doesn't need our help to fail, lmao.

>NASDAQ rugged
OOOOOOOOHHHHH STOOOOOOCKIIIIEEEESSS!!!!

So you're not stupid enough to fall for the bart, are you?
It'll be $24500 by Wednesday.

>this crypto is a scam
>but not this one!
all of them

>coin releases
>rugs to 0.000012
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
You cope and you seethe

AND NOW THEY'RE JUST GONNA LET THE THREAD DIE
BECAUSE THEY HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>you wake up
>2036
>look at browser market
>most users use Firefox or Chrome
>Brave, last update: 2024
>CEO committed suicide

USDT depeg in two weeks.
USDC depeg in one.

Why is Bitcoin still at $27k?!
It isn't worth half that much!

>weekend pump is ending
>most coins are petering out
>The first is Tuesday
>salary workers
>Litecoin opportunists
Now... or Wednesday?

It's another $0.5-$1.0 shitcoin.
Pump and dump your 50% as per usual.