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I like wasting money. I have comically large silicone breasts/ass pads and pregnant bellies, and an insecure gf that wears whatever I make her put on. I have more maternity clothes than I have clothes for myself. Big fantasy of mine is wedding dress sex and pregnant wedding dress sex so that's what we do. Just have to do some alterations so they'll fit right, which is kind of fun to do in its own right.
Apparently nobody had tits in all of human history until about 1996 because all the dresses that fit in the waist have like fucking A or B cups, 15" pit to pit, so many descriptions like this I could shit my pants and scream.
I've been making her take 4 Yasmin pills and 3iu ugl hgh a day in hopes of larger breasts for the last three months, so-so results but I recently learned of simulated pregnancy so she will be getting weekly progesterone and estrogen shots soon. Waiting for payday this Friday. I was talking to a tranny and the tranny consensus is the weird forms of estrogen and progesterone don't lead to nearly as much breast growth as the forms produced by actual girls. They bitch about it being expensive but I sourced 500mg progesterone and 40mg estrogen valerate, 4 months for under $750. This is some 8 times higher than the tranny dosages too, broke ass bitches. Whining because their Dr won't prescribe it but like 10mg one shot every two weeks, completely ignoring half life, peak, and trough. I'd fire my doc if I used one for my hormones and he said to take 100mg testosterone enanthate every 14 days. 125mg every 3.5days is the absolute minimum anyone should ever consider.
If you have the money why not? Spend a lot upfront to secure her ass and make her do what you want, slowly decrease gifts until its just shit you like such as lingerie. You're still going to retire pretty quickly as long as you invest 30%+ of income in crypto. No trading, just buy and hold actually good crypto and you'll beat all but the luckiest investors.