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>>49994201
Half of it was buying into the real estate market back when they would give loans out to sentient fish, except I locked into a fixed rate, and wasn't retarded during the 08 stupidity, and selling the unit to my tenants about three months ago. I didn't quite catch the start, but I sure fucking caught the peak.

The other half of it was being a head-stepping careerist of a motherfucker at work with a nearly Japanese attitude to corporate drinking. I won't even call it networking, I'm just a professional alcoholic. Shit I say this, and my boss doesn't even bat an eye. If the manager says that he's going out for happy hour, I'm going to happy hour. If the happy hour is in california and I'm on the east coast, the company can fucking comp my tickets, I'll still be there. Do that for a few years and be drinking buddies with a few correct people, get to be known as the cool guy that you can do anything around and make sure that people coming back from the bar or high off their rocker on whatever pills/shitty weed that they managed to score in their client's basement are gonna make it back to the hotel room and their secret is safe with you, and you'll make middle management. Don't lose any employees to alcohol poisoning or fuck up too hard, become upper management. Enjoy your money, and ability to randomly fly off to Europe to help found companies while being a complete antisocial recluse in your personal life at all other times.