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Based Jerome appreciation thread

>>55772225

>Relative Strength Index

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/19/watch-fed-chairman-jerome-powell-speak-live-on-monetary-policy.html

>>54662903
Definitely a question for /fit/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>54481034

gonna coom this market around, one way or another

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>54450448
imo the only thing that really matters broadly is the upcoming fed policy decisions
right now it's pricing in the rate hold and then cuts projected in July or Sept
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
er...i mean JPow gonna pump us because line go up ok, haha lol shitposting is the best

>>54241457

>>54115104
it's been handled
say thank you and move along

>>54090945
he's called JPow for a reason
been in a Rocky training montage for years now

>>54005192
You're forgetting that The System has built up bailout muscles since 2008, the repo crisis, COVID, the gilt crisis...

Like I said, unless you're a tard with $50m parked at Credit Suisse or SVB, you should focus on *what* you're invested in rather than whether you'll be able to cash out.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53610945
5.25% is coming

>>53535433

bobos are the niggers of the finance world
i think that's gonna be part of my next JPow fanfic

>>53504978
>The Pump

Powell will have 50 beepis on Wednesday and that's a shoot brother

>>53500935
my favorite part is the pump

>>53497279
2 days to go, this meeting gonna be wild

>>53444266
You're missing out!!!

WHOA BLACK BETTY