/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18895897
yey

i remember reading articles in 2013 of the "bitcoin millionaires" who sold circa $200, thought it was over and i was late

>>16879079

>Ma heart, ma soul

>>16780927
Sucks, but hey you gotta lern from your mistakes right ?

I misstiped a Stoploss on oil a day before the Iran thing started.
Guess who lost 400 Bucks in 10 minutes?

Its a ponzi scheme. It will never reach the value that it did during it's craze and peak. You guys still don't realize the only thing that makes these coins valuable is the idea that it has value, now that everyone lost money and the media stopped covering it, nobody will invest and the value will continue plummeting. Stop the cope, just take the loss and get rid of your coins, you can't keep shilling it everyday nonstop hoping that you'll be able to make some profit off of it. The only people that became rich off of it were people who invested before the craze. The covers been blown now, it's a full on scam, most people can't even access their wallets or turn the currency into real money.

>>15796140
Hey man, I appreciate the banter and all, but if this is trolling you should probably go back. PS. The only ugly people on here are /pol/tards

>>15536936
Yeah, pretty much. He's a libertarian's wet dream. It's all trickle down BS

>>15254387
Is this real? Holy fuck

>>15040632
bump

>>14399528
I brag to my gf about my crypto gains every day except I dont have a gf and I dont have any crypto gains

this is going to be one of those shit coins that fucking slow bleeds for like a month and makes me lose hope and ditch, and then pop for 100x a week after I sell it isn't it

>>13422073
I want to believe

>>12768719
>wearing torn jeans

>>12173654

>mfw graduating 5 years ago with a useless business degree
>except I'm in brazil
>and 2013 was the exact year the country entered it's biggest depression in recorded history
>not even in the times of the Empire when nobody knew jack shit about economics and cabinets would do whatever the fuck they wanted we managed to fuck up so bad

I'll just be honest. I am a lazy, unmotivated, chronic masturbater that comes from hard working parents, they helped me buy a condo and the past 5 years it increased its value by 55%. Making me a millionaire.

Now before you suggest that I kill myself for being worthless. I have worked the last decade in jobs where I had to work 12 hour days both mentally and physically for emotional customers and managers. Which gave me the perspective and appreciation for my position and comforts in life, my time in the work force has made me never want to hold a wagecuck job again and I am the very few people that has the advantage of having the ability to escape that forever.

How do I invest this $1 million? I have two ways of doing it:

1. Average into the stock market and only target stocks that pay dividends, let it compound and dont spend it.

2. Go all into a monthly dividend paying mutual fund and the dividends I will use to reinvest into dividend paying stocks. Essentially acting as a monthly salary.

If I go with #2, I may generate $10,000 per month.

Any advice will be appreciated, how would you invest this?

>inb4 KYS
>inb4 "all in <shitcoin>".

>>11987770
yea and left everything to the guy that made him inject him self

Just stop. The damage is done.

Ive seen on multiple discords the sheer pajeetery that goes into shilling a whale's bags before he shits on your chest. Ditto with that daft cunt who shilled his unremarkable 'privacy' shitcoin TWICE A DAY SAME PASTA FOR 2 WEEKS. This shit is killing /biz/ if it isnt already dead.

Im so far gone im actually almost full circle into putting some spare change into these projects purely to ride the scam wave....fml

>>10210076
They could simply halt withdrawals of a certain account if a suspicious activity is detected (for example if the account value more than 10x-ed in the last 24 hours). Then admins would have time to view these withdrawals and approve them if everything's correct or seize the funds if not.

>$400 in the green earlier today
>now I'm $10 in the red

I want off Mr. Trump's wild ride guys.

>>10046553
yep

There's a Bart coming. The question is - will it be a Bullish Bart, or a Bearish Bart?

Did anyone grow up thinking their parents were financial wizards and then learned that they were in fact retarded but just got lucky?

My dad is a Senior Engineer and we moved from Russia to the Silicon Valley in the 90s. He did well and went from renting to buying a nice home in 2002ish. He sold it in 2016 a few years after I moved out and there was enough profit to pay off most of the second flat he bought for my brother and finance a nice house in Morgan Hill where he retired.

So far so great. It's only recently I learned the details of how we sold that house.
> "family friend" IE Russian realtor pressures them to sell
> Market is booming, houses listing for millions and being bid up to 2-3x asking price.
> Parents get home appraisal, ~2mil
> Realtor calls it optimistic and pressures to list for 1.8
> Uhh ok?
> Lists, sells in ONE HOUR to first responder
> 1.6m cash lowballer.
> Doesn't ask, doesn't tell them it's 1.6, just tells them it's sold and they don't notice 200k difference until they get the check.
> parents happily pay 15% commission since she's such a good friend
> Realtor "friend" sells house she could have easily bid up to 3mil for 1.6, walks off with 200k.
> Didn't bother selling house for what it was worth because she couldn't be assed to put in more than an hour of work.
> Parents totally satisfied and recommend her to others.
> 1.5 star yelp reviews and she finally went out of business recently.
> They still don't thing they got scammed because "Russians always look out for each other".

I swear it was the most retarded thing. I didn't know much about finance or the home market at the time but I could tell she was screwing us.
Best part is that she was going on a riad trip but didn't have a car, so being good friends my parents let her borrow mine without asking. It came back with multiple parking tickets, bridge tolls and a shredded 3rd gear.

I bought 4/20 SPY calls in January and I've turned $12k into $800. I think about putting a gun in my mouth every day. This isn't a joke thread. How do I stop myself from ending it?

Hey guys!

Has anybody a bot running on HitBTC and yould give me some information:

Is somebody of you subscribed to the websockets orderbook and has the issue that the prices in the local orderbook on my PC are sometimes up to 1% different from the prices when I make a snapshot with their Swagger UI.
If someone could tell me if he is facing the same issue or not I could tell if my code is the problem.