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Im almost all in on dips. Right now its borderline free. This is why I'm all in on shorting the burgers and going long on the dips. We are in one of the lowest lows for dip prices, but the canary in the coal mine was displayed when the pizzajudes began charging for cheese & pepper, guess whata finna be next? Ketchup, bbq sauce, and the other. imo bbq will have the highest roi because its slightly scarcer for about the same demand I've already got an ipo on its way just basically hoarding up all this dip at the low so that way I can have collateral to sell for cash to buy the burgers back on the dip because as i typed this post I was borrowing a burger from a patron of the restaurant and immediately returned it. See when the lines are long in the drive through, the burger prices creep up so thats when you return the burger and then wait for the rush to go away and then once the last car's cleared, you jump in and buy it at the low when theres no demand and then give it back to that patron. Using the cash earned, I was able to buy myself a meal in which immediately after my last bight i marched up to the counter demanding a refund. 111 mcdonalds have posters with my face saying do not serve this man