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>>55018477
>but you'd basically want to sell puts that morning
what if brokerages refuse to let retail sell/buy puts due to ""unique market conditions""

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>>54854198

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>Futures aren’t real

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>>54696526
It’s going to zero

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>500 trillion dollar bailouts every weekend now
>markets up .0001%

yeah, target price is 0 you are the exit liquidity baggies

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Sorry Boys

I got the call from HQ, strap in

Its about to go down

<10% Survivors

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>>54028219
But of course
Our feathered friend can strike at any time and any place, even in mono red
As long as you ran a 60-card sideboard of all lightning bolt equivalents and 2/1 goblins, you'd even have a pretty good chance of not restarting the game on the second part of the effect

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He's so mesmerizing...

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ITS A MOTHERFUCKING STICKY FRENS
>>54024005

Also, I just bought 500 Xerpies on the dawn of the final day (of centralized banking). What am I in for?

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Just slurped 500 xerpies on the dawn of the final day (of centralized banking).

What am I in for?

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>>54007539
>>54007495

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>>53880107
>so what's the not obvious event that could fuck things up?
US gov default
don't kid yourself, it WOULD be a blackswan if it actually happened in earnest

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sooN.

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>>53455505
>Arizona
enjoy running out of potable water

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gentlemen, I am pleased to report the world cup, which always draws the spotlight of the world, is about to be a disaster. Alcohol unbanned then banned recently in a dry Arab country, poor accommodations, teams planning protests of slave labor and LGBTHIV+ rights, foreign media being harassed and told they cant film, etc. Just letting you all know to add another shitshow to the list of ongoing shitshows

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>>51723605
being a bit optimistic, aren't we?

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Buddy...

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>>50861462
right after someone starts juicing their blisters onto cash and spending it at every store

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>>50691261
yea. just in time for the state to run out of water. which is needed for semi manufacturing...

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>>49516710
Don't you mean "something nice about him"?

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>>49358328
A toast! To fun times!

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>>29378621
sell or become poor

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>>22773874
You don't need to know now. It'll eventually reveal itself///

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