/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58465186
Good plan. Luckily reddit will make a big fuss with their golden gorilla statues and african american charities named after marvel heroes and take alot of the heat and attention off the rest of us.

Personally, those close to me will know I've made a good deal of money just to make it easier to explain why I suddenly have all of this stuff and bought a new house, but they'll never know just how much it was, or that is came from gamestop. As far as anyone is concerned I'm an "business consultant" and make a modest salary of 130K a year, and the reason I could afford the big boat was that I got lucky and made 600K from swing trading Tesla.

People won't hound you for handouts if they think you're just normal doctor/lawyer level rich, and they won't get suspicious of all your nice toys and why you always pick up the tab when all of you go out.

>>56921522
Solid advice. My power level number for friends and family will be $3M. Just enough to explain why I have this house, car, boat and still don't need to work. But also low enough that I can get away with saying I can't buy everyone I know ferraris. It's a sweet spot of "If I ration this right I don't have to work." that will hopefully serve well enough to keep people off my back and still let me do nice things like pick up the bill if we're out or something. As far as strangers are concerned, I'm an "online consultant." The only one who's going to know the actual number is me, God, and the lawyer from far, far away that's going to handle the initial tax papers of this giant payday.

Remember people can and have blown more money than alot of us will make in a year or 2. I sure at least half the redditfags will do the same buying solid gold gorilla statues and starting "ButtMorons hodl center for african-american youth education." and other retarded shit. Handle your taxes, pay your bills, avoid women like the black plague, grab some inflation proof assets, get a passive income setup, and live life on easy mode. Let the narcissistic attention seekers take the bullets of jealousy and public hatred while you chill out under the radar with your humble $2000 anime girl action figures.