/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54439237
>On subject... what's the craziest way you quit or was fired from a job?
Alright I got one

>go get coffee
>the only other guy in my department (technology) runs into me and says "hey, they're looking for you in your office"
>go back to my office with my coffee
>boss tells me the board of directors decided to terminate my department, tries to contact them but they're literally too fucking old and boomer-ish to realize what a website and database even is so they just ignore all my boss's calls and emails
>other guy in my department axed too, oh well
>they fired my boss too lol
>keep hearing from my wife (who also works there as a basic office wagie) how chaotic the whole company is now that the board of directors has gone on a rampage and fired everyone who knew what was going on
>they realize they need someone to maintain their broken ass website and database, and that they fucked up big time by getting rid of me and the other guy, everything is in shambles and there are so many dropped projects and things in motion
>try desperately to get me to come back, I straight up do not answer the phone and laugh at their voicemails
>they literally have to talk to me through my wife and negotiate a come-back package
>successfully negotiate a 50% raise, but don't get the WFH privilege I wanted (I was not WFH before anyways, so whatever)
>come back, but stuck in a smaller and shittier office without a window this time (had a window before)
>make more money but more miserable than before
>try desperately to quit but cannot find another job no matter how hard I try

I hate this company so goddamn much lol but I cannot find a way out. I need to do something.