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When hyperinflation hits you crypto nerds will freeze during winter because you can't burn your crypto to stay warm. We fiat chads and metal stackers will stay warm. We'll burn the fiat and keep our shinies next to the fire so they stay hot. And get this, crypto cucks, I have so much silver I can melt it down into the shape of a massive dildo and then I'll heat it up with my fiat fire and stick the hot silver dildo in my ass. My ass will be warm while you freeze to death looking at your fake "crypto portfolio" numbers in the trillions of dollars, meanwhile I *know* my silver is really worth $100,000 an oz and my gold $10 million an oz... and no the COOMEX hasn't been squeezysquoozen yet but guess what crypto nerds, I'm STILL stacking and when the global thermonuclear war and alien invasion occurs and rabbi jesus returns the world WILL recognize the true value of my metals and the COOMEX WILL collapse... meanwhile you crypto nerds will be frozen, suffering from radiation sickness and abducted by aliens.