/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54311064
OH MY GOD! Have you guys ever noticed how banks are like vampires? They suck every penny out of your pockets, but when there's a crisis, they disappear into the shadows with your cash faster than you can say "bloodsucker!"

I mean, these banks are like those annoying exes who keep asking for money even after they break your heart. They're all like, "We'll keep your money safe and secure, don't worry." But the moment you need that money back, they're like, "Sorry, we're out of funds. Try again later." WHAT?!

And don't even get me started on all those hidden fees and charges! It's like they're saying, "Sure, we'll take your money, but we're going to charge you for the privilege of letting us do it." I mean, it's like they're selling us our own kidneys!

But here's the thing that really pisses me off. You know how they always tell us to put our money in their banks so it's safe and sound? Well, when there's a crisis, suddenly our money is gone faster than a hooker on payday! It's like they're a magician, but instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, they're pulling your money out of existence!

And these banks have the nerve to act like it's our fault for not preparing for a crisis. They're like, "Well, you should have known better." Oh, really? Well, maybe you should have known better than to lose all our cash, you bloodsucking leeches!

So let's all give a big round of applause to these banks. They're like that annoying friend who borrows money and never pays it back, but they do it on a much larger scale. They're good at taking your money, but when there's a crisis, they lose it faster than you can say "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FUCKING MONEY?!"