/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Binance listing
>Is in Coinbase custody
>Got Elon Musk talking about it
>Has been in the top 10 on DexTools, CoinGecko and others for the past 2 weeks now
>Is now in the top 50 coins
>Pump has not faltered and continues to go parabolic
>Over 1 Billion MC and still going
>Is about to flip LINK
Surely you brought when threads were constantly being made, right? You didn't fall for the top whale wallets/low liquidity/copyright fuds did you? You DID buy this cycles DOGE/SHIB... right anon?

>He thought the Pepe rally was over
HOLY MOTHER OF NEW PARADIGM
NEW ATH BREACHED, WE ARE PUMPING ÜBERHARD

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Stop getting uppity, god damn, you fucking wagies disgust me. Wheres the wagie hate thread when you need it, you wagies need to learn your place in this world: bottom of the totem pole.

Holy motherfucking shit, it just keeps pumping, is this truly going to be this run's SHIB?

*AHEM*
A shame the bear market draws a quieter crowd, but that's how it always it, isn't it!
But, who am I to talk of desiring a better market.

Of course, the Shitcoin Casino gentlemen in the back know what it's like to want a bull season!
Now, it will be just a few short minutes, and I'll be ready to make my announcement.

ANOTHER VANK FAILURE
PACW
A
C
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BANKING COLLAPSE

**ehm**
BUY HIGH SELL LOW.

thank you.

I am liquidating every bag I hold besides CSCO Tuesday.

Gasoline will be $6 a gallon by summer

BIDEN IS RELEASING 2 MILLION NIGGERS FROM THE STRATEGIC NIGGER RESERVES

Hey Hiro you tranny faggot what about we finally make a separate thread on crypto? Five fucking years we've been asking!!!

There are hardly any Business threads on Business & Finance board. Are you guys blind? If you make one it lands on page 10 after an hour cause 90% of threads on biz are scammers shilling shitcoins or Wojak spamthreads.

There is no fucking Business on /biz/ for years now! There are no other financial instruments like stocks or bonds discussed either. Every thread gets flooded with hundreds of memecoin spam ones. Just make separate /btc/ board for all crypto scammers and "investors". Pretty please, I'm on biz since the beginning of the chan and now it's unsufferable.

At least separate /biz/ and /fin/ so it clears out.

*taps mic* *ahem* Gentlemen please gather around. Our very own Sergey Nazarov has an announcement to make for us. In the mean time while we prepare please enjoy some complimentary snacks and beverages in the lobby.

>>28217718
EVERY COIN YOU TAKE
EVERY POSITION YOU MAKE
WHEN THE TREND LINE SAGS
I'LL BE DUMPING ON FAGS
YOU'LL BE HODLING MY BAGS

Connor, did you know that DESPITE being just 13% of the US population...

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You sound like a fungi to hang around with

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Why the fuck are you posting in my thread whining like a little bitch?

>>24375437
>is cute anime girl with Instagram following
>already make enough money to retire and live a decent life, have children etc
>start doing degenerate shit like selling bathwater
>start showing signs of the wall at age 19
>make an onlyfans and start making explicit content for more attention/money
SHE IS HERE
>release your porn into the public domain and forever ruin your reputation
>realise your new material wealth cannot hide your shame no matter what you do
>hit the wall hard
Start wanting children and marriage, no man is interested beyond a quick fuck
>go to a psychiatrist and be prescribed SSRIs
>depression gets deeper and deeper as the only people who have any contact with you any more are disgusting degenerate coomers
>you check out the latest tiktok ethot and see your previous fans simping over her
>30th birthday passes. You are alone, depressed and unattractive
>the next day you buy hundreds of painkillers from the pharmacy and overdose on vodka and painkillers
>your death is mentioned by a handful of youtubers and then you are quickly forgotten

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I've bet 500 on Harris to be president at 600 to 1. My thinking was by the time the vote fraud gets sorted out and the dems bribe enough investigators into making it go away then there's a decent chance Biden dies. Win 300k if it comes in. Did I do good /biz?

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mmmm yes sir will do. If I happen to do anything to your phone I'll give you a STA out of my stack to buy a new $3000 phone, possibly half a sta will cover it, you can keep the other half.

Calling all oldfags (40+)

I'd like some advice.

If i get lucky and pull a couple of mill after next year. I find the idea of a woman wanting me not for my money hard to grasp, like ill always be trying to hide my wealth, and then if they stay with me i'll just think its for financial comfort. Is this something i should get over and accept? Or should i just be alone and slay the sugar walls and get the tubes tied.

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and I love you too, anon.

Maybe even, a little homo.

*ahem*

Hello anons, I have something i'd like to say!

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Shut the fuck up niger

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thanks fren.
Well.. *AHEM*.....

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK BITCHES
FUCK PAJEETS

and most of all..

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