/biz/ - Business & Finance

>What I'm telling you is that, once the time is in, you won't have to cash out. People will be begging for a crumb, a Satoshi, if you will.

mfw bitcoin hits $25k on December 25

>Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks.

Have you accepted Him?

The only way for bitcoin to survive is if it's controllers get effectively shrouded. The SoV model is generally accepted, but all faith is subtly thwarted by not knowing the true identity of Satoshi, and the other King Whales. Whales must disperse and bitcoin must live as a human-free entity. There must also be methods to control inflation or deflation by deducing the number of bitcoins that have been lost by strain in the circulation, and then replenishing them. But for now...
For now, and for the next good while, we feast on bounties of halven. Rejoice brothers.

Is Jesus selling his bitcoin
Or is he just testing us ?

>bitcoin dies right when good friday starts
>goes to 6666.66
>the world mourns, the market is stagnant
>on Easter Sunday, bitcoin ressurects
This must be the Jews mocking christ

anyone planning to hodl bitcoin for bitcoin GOD shitfork on 25 dec?

> Convert your bitcoin into physical bitcoins
> distribute your physical coins to as many homeless people as you can
> tell the world about your miracle
> watch people cajoling the homeless and coaxing them into giving their coins

>>2445849

pls, save us Satoshi. show us the light.