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>>8507645
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Sniff sniff,

I was smelling around the internet for some dummies and I found this website. I like meeting dummies! They make my lined pockets grow!

Well dummies, I need to tell you something. I've been selling off ODN on the market for the past 6 months. Yes, I said I wasn't but I am here to come clean. Fear not dummies, I've already made back over 400% ROI being a manager for this scam coin, but you can afford a burger king big kids meal with large soda with your ODN bags.

While Im here, I wanted to give you guys one last shot to pick up some cheap ODN for 10 cents. We have an announcement from the CEO end of the month and its going to be a good one. Keep accumulating and you will reward me - cough I mean you will be rewarded.

Sincerely,
Your community leader, Sagemark.

Sniff sniff,

I was browsing the internet and I smelled some dummies on this website. I like meeting dummies! They make my lined pockets grow! I just wanted to let you all know that Im in the process of exit scamming on Obsidian. Shit is starting to hit the fan and i realize if I dont get out now then I TOO will be a bagholder!

For all my loyal dummies out there, fear not. Im sure you can scrape together a few masternodes for a grilled cheese sandwich in the upcoming few weeks.

To thank you all for allowing me to exit scam, I will donate 50 ODN to each public address that says "I am a big stupid dummy head that likes getting dumped on"

Thank you all again :) :) :)

Regards, Your community leader Sagescam Cough I mean Sagemark

When did you realize Obsidian Messenger was never a platform, but rather a recycled failed facebook privacy app called Visualcrypt that was postponed for 3 years?

ITT: people who bought this coin thinking there was an actual team behind it except Blackstone and a handful of discord slack moderators

Sniff Sniff,

I was browsing the internet and smelled a lot of dummies on this website. I love meeting dummies! They make my lined pockets grow! I'm going to give you a little hint: Obsidian will pump 2 weeks from a coordinated effort between me and my whale friends. There will be a sharp and vicious dump at the 17k SAT mark, set your sells there.

As a way of saying thanks for contributing to this ride, I will be tipping 10 ODN to those who have an address. drop your address along with the line "I am a big poopie pants dummy" and I will send you it.

Regards,
Your ODN Commuinity Lead, S.M.