/biz/ - Business & Finance

You guys are going to love this:
>be leader of a criminal syndicate in Brazil
>his money guy convince him to invest in crypto
>line starts to go down
>crime boss discover about it
>money guy start with the usual /biz/ cope
>line keeps going down
>money guy hire hitman and lie to him saying the guy was a nobody
>hitman kills Brazilian second biggest criminal organization leader and tell everyone without realize what he just did
>get tortured and killed just 20 days after the murder
>head is put on display exactly where the ambush happened
>money guy panicked and surrender himself to police because he know how fucked he is
>to save his face, he start to spill the beans about the deals of the second largest criminal organization in Brazil (PCC) with the largest criminal organization in Brazil (PT, the workers party)
Shit is about to hit the fan over here, in monkey land, and all because some dumb fuck fell for the crypto mania.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX6sgS-3Q_4