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>>20259533
Make everybody's dreams come true.

fixed version for RSV release in Mexican countries:
"Eeey Conchita, want anything from Starbucks?"
>"Si vata, I wanna mocha puta supreme! But can you go get it for both of us, I don't want to stop watching this novela eh"
"Sure, can you send me some money though? My pesos are worthless, and what I did have I spent on Jorge!"
>"Yeah vata, I just got this new app "Reserve Rights Protocol". Download it and send me a request!"
"Wow, I just got it too! I'll put in a request. Hmm, that's weird Conchi, it's saying I need "RSV/RSR tokens". Wtf is that?"
>"Uh, this app is so fucking loco. LOCO AND ESPELUZNANTE. Why do I need a token to send money eh? How do I even get them?"
"Just delete it Conchita and use venmo. That app was made by gringos and creepy ugly losers."