/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50812567
The market is in the process of crashing as we speak. If this is what it looks like when they're holding it back, I can't wait to see the scene when they let loose.

>>50792068
>listed as male
I guess the decision has been made already. The fire rises
>>50792121
Anon, the actual cause of the dimensional merge is a bunch of asocial frog posters suddenly having a shitpost budget of a small nation’s GDP (each) and nobody to stop them

>>50709887
Excellent.

>>50636724
>buys all go to the dark pools
>nobody’s selling because the borrow/shorting machine is busy “delivering” the splivvy instead
>FTD fees effectively quadrupled because they’re a flat cost per share instead of being based on share price

I'm selling from between 10-100 million dollars per share.
Fuck hedgies.

>>50472347
>we get to kill ledge funds AND the funding behind (((Fink)))’s (((ESG))) fetish at the same time
>all we have to do is nothing
Thank you CERN for putting us back on the based timeline

Hey, you guys wanna talk about the infinity pool?

>>50442811
$666

>>50385418
>Gamestop scammed me out of my money in all those trade-ins for years
>Gamestop will also make me a billionaire via MOASS
The circle of life.

>>50272370
>hedgies need to either find shares to deliver or quadruple their already insane FTD pile, which will be a fuckhuge stack all on the same day so it’s that much harder to cover them up
>brokers also need the shares to avoid massive tax penalties (but I don’t know enough to tell you what they are)
>DTCC also needs them so gamestop doesn’t say they’re worse than useless and demand all GME shares are withdrawn
>they also can’t sue anyone over this because none of what they did to get into this position in the first place is legal
>they have one week to figure it out
I’m expecting a crab or last Hail Mary on Monday/Tuesday before the green candle to dwarf all other candles starts to manifest itself

>>50243967

How high is this thing gonna go bros?
What's the floor?

>>50198635
Two weeks and one tomorrow, technically. You couldn't pay someone to write it better.

>>49977564
If all goes well we replace the moths, and in the process half_dane will understand that there are fates far worse than death. No verification required

>those SPY scamwicks
Shit’s going back to the 370s Monday morning

>>49901045
UTC, so tomorrow.

>>49687665
>They think there IS a bottom

Is 130 the new 150? Seems after today's BTC and SPY drop they can't afford it above 130

>>49366666
Thanks Satan. Expect the rest of the thread to be seething when /biz/ starts coming in

>>49309482
HOLY SHIT!!!
This thing will be BIBLICAL!!!